The men's entrances include firetrucks, heads on a table and no pants, Joe had the audacity to ghost Michelle, and is Michelle already the best Bachelorette? Also we recap some Bachelor in Paradise Canada drama. Don't forget to head over to Spotify and answer our poll questions!

Peter is totally not a narcissist, Jamie totally knows what show he's on, and the men are totally not jealous of Joe. Also, we quickly recap The Bachelorette Australia, Bachelor In Paradise Canada and the latest Bachelor Nation news. Don't forget to head over to Spotify and answer our poll questions!

Michelle slays the snakes in the house, the men ignore her to punch each other in the chest, and a new Cajun Snake appears! Also, we briefly discuss some Bachelor Nation News and give our own hot takes on the season so far. Tune in for the tea! 

Michelle has way too many front runners, Cajun Chris showed his whole entitled ass, and Martin clearly doesn't like women. Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news and get into why y'all aren't covering the best Bachelorette season ever (yes we're talking about you). Tune in for the tea & Don't forget to head over to Spotify and answer our poll questions!

Blahton is shoved down our throats, Brandon melts our hearts and Michelle throws out the trash. Also, we recap the juicy Bachelor Nation news and crack up at your commentary. Tune in for the tea & Don't forget to head over to Spotify and answer our poll questions!

Nayte's red flags are showing, Michells breaks all our hearts and is Brandon the new front front runner? Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news and try our hardest not to burst in flames over Blahton's Bachelor promotion. Tune in for the tea & Don't forget to head over to Spotify and answer our poll questions!

A lawyer, a streaker, and a head shaped cake? Was this Jerry Springer or the *most* dramatic Men Tell All? Also we read your commentary and kiki about various things in Bachelor Nation. Tune in for the tea  & Don't forget to head over to Spotify and answer our poll questions!

Brandon commits empanada abuse, Joe surprises us all with his ability to scream, and Nayte has Michelle completely dickmatized. Also, we chat BN news, fanfics and dating. Tune in for the tea from your two besties. 

Brandon isn't as great as he seems, Nayte's confidence slips and Michelle's parents have an obvious favorite. Find out who Michelle finally chooses in our Blachelorettes season finale! Also, we recap some Bachelor Nation news and tell you who we want in our stockings this Christmas. Tune in for the tea from your besties.