Lingerie, prayers and a vibrator??? Listen to us recap the season premiere starring our first black* bachelor, Matt James.

References we talk about:

Rabbit: https://www.lovehoney.com/p/lovehoney-dream-rabbit-rechargeable-silicone-thrusting-rabbit-vibrator/a36358.html?p=36358&wgu=265115_54264_16098837388787_0955491686&wgexpiry=1617659738&utm_source=Webgains&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=54264&utm_content=

BachelorBabyYoda: www.instagram.com/bachelorbabyyoda

Matt puts Bri's and Sarah's lives at risk, the women play the most confusing wedding dress paint ball game ever, and Victoria is upset that none of that has anything to do with her. Listen to us break down episode 2 of The Bachelor. 

Will there ever be an episode where we DON'T complain about white women? Tune in to hear us break down all the mess this week 

5 new WOC* enter the house, new girl Michelle saves the episode and Jhen and Lex actually disagree?! Tune in to hear the tea.  

This one is called "Bye Felicia!" or whatever it is she said. We say goodbye to two of our villains but a new one emerges from the ashes. Can Matt have a real conversation with ANYONE about their feelings or will all the conversations be shallow? Find out all that and more on this week's episode! 

Jessenia clears Meredith from Ohio, Serena C. makes the reach of a lifetime, and Heather rolls up in a minivan. Let's get into it. 

King Clown needs to be fired, Matt says goodbye to half the women, and is there something racist about Aloe Blacc singing to a yt woman??? Tune in to find out 

We are officially a Michelle stan account. Also, Bri gets her revenge, Serena P. sends Matt home on his own show and we recap the Bachelor Nation drama of the week. Let's get into it. 

This episode is shorter than usual because the Women Tell All featured mostly hwite hwomen. Also, we discuss updates in Bachelor Nation drama, including THOSE tweets. #WeStandWithRachel

Speaking time/Screen time reference: https://www.instagram.com/p/CLczHIYHp6C/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Bridgerton Research Project Links:

Survey: bit.ly/bridgertonresearch
More about the research project: https://shelflovepodcast.com/blog/posts/bridgerton-research/

This week, we make something out of nothing (since this episode was so boring). In other news, we are Michelle Young STANS, Bri can never get a good date, and is Matt dating a certain blonde??? Tune in for the tea. 

Matt finally does what we all knew he would, Emmanuel and Matt have a diet dialog about race and Michelle is our ONLY Bachelorette. Listen to us breakdown the Bachelor season finale and After The Rose.