Myles Gloriousus
In his tee-shirt, muscle bound
Missus Home & Garden
Is nowhere to be found
Pretty late and not too soon
In his south down rubber boots
Here comes Henry ridin’ high
With nothing else to lose
Whoop it up baby
We got ‘em all soaking in the rye
It’s Saturday morning
And the sun is shining bright
I’ll be damned if Henry
Is gone clean out of sight
Nothing more to say
Jimmy Starveling
In his meat shop down the road
Is dreaming of one fine day
When he won’t bear the load
With all the herd contented
And the farmer’s daughter too
Henry’s got no fear today
He’s shaking off the blues
Whoop it up baby
Whoop it up baby
Whoop it up baby
Whoop it up baby
Whoop it up baby
Yeehaw!