News is just coming in that scientists believe the majority of Brits were born yesterday and those who weren't are mentally ill or at least can be considered as such.

The shock discovery proves that the government was right all along as it has been treating voters as if they were born yesterday for years. Examples of this include promises of economic recovery through the shutting down of industry, handing the nation's sovereignty to the WHO and installing millions of potholes in the nation's roads and blaming it on climate change.

It is now proven beyond reasonable thought that the belief was not the mere wishful thinking it appeared because the government's Ministry of Whoppers has produced statistics that clearly show in an unbiased and not at all fiddled way that the birth certificates of over three hundred million Britons  show under the "date of birth" entry, the term "yesterday".

This is further backed up by a graph produced by the Ministry of Graphs that clearly show a rising line.