Hello fellow bikni bottom,

As you all know I am SpongeBob Squarepants . I work at the Krusty Krab most days but there is much more to my life! I have been wanting to share the other side of my life with you guys for a while. I have had a lot of time to think about this. So, here we go! I secretly love to write in my diary and there are some secrets no one knows. I swear my life is a movie! I think I am pretty regular sponge.

I like to have fun with my buddy Patrick. We do almost everything together. Last week, we went jelly fishing and we raced Barnacle Boy and Mermaid-Man mobile.

I also have a friend named Squidward. We work together! He is also my next door neighbor. I have been seeing some weird activity coming from his house.

I typically don’t pay attention to him but even Gary has been staring out the window in my bedroom, watching his house. Oh! I forgot to mention Gary. He is the most wonderful pet in the world. He is my pet snail. We have had many weird encounters together and Gary knows all of my secrets.

The other day, we ran into Sandy on a date with an eagle. Sandy is one of my friends that is a squirrel. She wears a diving suit and live in a tree inside of a glass home. I was so surprised considering the fact that Sandy is a squirrel. I can see that date going bad really fast.

If you want to know my secrets and some of the weird encounters I have had, stay tuned! All of my friends and Gary are included in my diary. You will get to know them very well! Oh, you have to promise not to say anything to them. My diary have some of their secrets too. I don’t want to lose their trust!

Down below is a link to my home page, I hope you all enjoy !