WHOOOOMAN

The bible talks about how the Lord made man in His image and He made them male and female. 

You will here that most people refer to the female as woman for reasons being that they have a womb. If you get the first two letters of womb and combine it with man you get the term (WO+MAN= WOMAN). This method is simple and appears to be strait forward and to the point.

I like to think that things played out a little differently because the Lord is a Good God He knew what He was doing.  Thus He made man from the dust of the ground and made the female from the inward parts of man. As the Lord was forming the female He knew exactly how the mans visual senses would act and respond in attraction. Due to the chemistry at play with the Lord knowing what He is doing to make a masterpiece of art for we are wonderfully and fearfully made. 

The stage is set Man is in the Garden of Eden ,no sin has entered into the garden, and the female being brought to man. I could just imagine the Master piece that the Lord created for Adam to see in all their glory that all Adam was able to muster out of his mouth was WHOOOOMAN. (For sin has not entered in the world and they were naked and were not ashamed.)

Yes people, in all of Adam's excitement he could not hold back his excitement and named the female WHOOMAN! Now not to take away any of the credits from the female being called Woman because of the womb that they have to be able to bear children. It is important to remember that the female is just a man with a womb. She be that Womb Man a man with a Womb.

So if your fortunate to have a wife as Adam was and she appears to be a God fearing Woman then next time you see her call her as Adam did when he first saw Eve in the Garden of Eden and say, "WHOOOOMAN!"