"...and happily ever after. It's that easy!"

After Earth had half of its continents stolen, It's up to the 3 smartest students at Eldword Middle School to get them back. (self-chosen. NASA already had someone on the job, but whatever.)

Go on a journey through space and time, constantly encountering new gameplay styles, and laughing along the way!

Not only that, there is a gigantic amount of content in this game! And you can unlock bonus content as well!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!