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A Tomodachi Life (Tomodachi Life) - Ryan Craddock [Lyrics]

If you are a loner like me
No life and no friends, nobody to see
Well I have found the light
Something to get you through the night, you need
A Tomodachi Life!

Start the game, find yourself on an awesome island
Give it a name, I called mine Subscribe! Island
Get all your friends and get ready to spend every hour of every day addicted to your new home
They want food, they want clothes, they even need help sneezing
They roll around, they fall down, I can't believe what I'm seeing
This game is completely insane but I guarantee you'll be addicted to your new home
So go ahead

Live in an alternate reality
Embrace the abnormality
As you watch yourself and the people you love randomly talk about cats
Or play food association
You'll need no confirmation
That this will be the funniest, craziest, weirdest thing you'll see
Tomodachi Life!

There's a beach, there's a park so go have fun
Make new friends, take some photos in the sun
You can see into people's dreams but to be honest that might be something that you regret
Have you ever wondered how things would go
In a rap battle with Miyamoto
Neither have I but I gave it a try 'cause anything goes in Tomodachi Life
So go ahead

Live in an alternate reality
Embrace the abnormality
As superheroes come down to Earth and ask for formal hats
There is no explanation
For Shibata's strange gyration
But this is still the funniest, craziest, weirdest thing you'll see
Tomodachi Life!

Colourful Death (Splatoon) - Ryan Craddock [Lyrics]

When I was just a boy my friends all used to play
Fighting each other but I was afraid
These little bits of plastic had me running away
How hard can it be to play nicely?

They'd run around the fields with pictures in their minds
Of perfect little hideouts that the others won't find
But all I could think was how I'd rather be home
And now I've got a way to play nicely
(If only this was like 10 years ago)

You can take your NERF guns and Laser Quest
I don't need BB guns now I've found this
'Cause I've never seen such a colourful death
And have you seen how cute this squid looks?
Splatoon, Splatoon

Now I can run around blasting all in my way
Paint everything in sight so I can win this game
And I can beat my friends by practicing every day
But we're online so they're safely away from me
(I never thought a paint roller could be fun)

I'll control the splat zones
I'll win every turf war
You think you can win but… ha, think again!
I'll get my splat charger and drown you in ink
And I might treat myself to a brand new pair of shoes

My Woolly World (Yoshi's Woolly World) - Ryan Craddock [Lyrics]

As I close my eyes every night, there's just one thing on my mind, it's you
My friends will never understand (get over it, it's just a toy)
But I'll take a stand for you

Maybe I'll never have eggs for breakfast without feeling guilty
Maybe I'll never have any kids 'cause I'd be told to give you to them
But I'd trade everything that I own just to spend all my days with you
If you could speak you'd say the same thing too
Oh Yoshi

I've seen the way you help your friends, how you transform and back again
An umbrella, a plane and a motorbike
The list goes on

Maybe I'll never get through a park without picking up yarn eggs
Maybe I'll never walk past a store without buying more apples again
But I'd trade everything that I own just to spend all my days with you
And your little woolly shoes
Oh Yoshi

I'll teach you to play the guitar
We'll sing underneath shooting stars
And then in return you can teach me to make little eggs that are made out of yarn
We'll snuggle to keep out the cold
You'll always be mine to hold
And I'll do my best to keep you by my side and look after you as we grow old

Maybe I should've tried to find another way to be happy
Maybe I shouldn't have put all my eggs in one basket with you
But I'd trade everything that I own just to spend all my days with you

Goodbye Blue Shell (Mario Kart 8) - Ryan Craddock [Lyrics]

Let me tell you, about a problem
That I’m guessing we have in common
I’m talking, about the Blue Shell

My whole life, I’ve been hiding
From the Blue Shell, when I’m out driving
You gotta be kidding me, leave me alone

So Gods of Nintendo, I pray to you
There’s gotta be something, that I can do

Well, beep beep, say hello to the Super Horn
Beep beep, no more nightmares of you anymore
'Cause with this little fella I’ll crush you to pieces
From Rainbow Road to gorgeous beaches
Beep beep, say goodbye to the Blue Shell
In Mario Kart 8

Now when I go, for a long drive
Or to dates with really hot girls
I don’t have to live in fear anymore

I can go out, not that I would
I’ve never seen Peach look this good
Even when we’re all upside down

So Gods of Nintendo, my thanks to you
I couldn’t have done this without my Wii U…

Well, beep beep, say hello to the Super Horn
Beep beep, no more nightmares of you anymore
'Cause with this little fella I’ll crush you to pieces
From huge volcanoes to cloud-top cruises
Beep beep, say goodbye to the Blue Shell
In Mario Kart 8

New Horizons (Animal Crossing: New Horizons) - Ryan Craddock [Lyrics]

Six long years have passed us by
Since we first turned a New Leaf and I have been waiting
Patiently waiting

And all your fans have stuck by your side
With nothing but love in your Twitter replies
'Cause they’ve been waiting
Maybe not-so-patiently waiting

Ooh, it’s felt like such a long time
Ooh, you pushed it back by a year but I’m fine
Ooh, now we all wanna go to
New Horizons

We’ve missed buying all our goods from alpacas and the Nooks
And real estate raccoons who just can’t seem to get enough
Of all our money
But we still love him anyway

We can start off from scratch in our new island homes
And call up all our friends on our fancy new NookPhones
Hey wait a minute
That pesky little thing owns everything

Ooh, been waiting such a long time
Ooh, your tweets give me anxiety but I’m fine
Ooh, now we all wanna go to
New Horizons

We’ll be crafting and fishing and spending all day
Straight up blanking our families and friends, oh but hey
You’ve decided to launch this on the same damn day as Doom Eternal

Mix It Up (Super Mario Maker) - Ryan Craddock [Lyrics]

Put a Koopa in a block and they'll never know
Put a mushroom right on top, yeah, and watch it grow
Everything is gonna change now for Mario (and you're in control)

Fill a level up with fire, make 'em pay the price
Or make the blasters shoot out coins and be pretty nice
Play around with the sound and put on the lights (and say hello)

Let's take all the memories we've shared and create together
Forget the who, why, when and where, 'cause all that matters is
Having loads of fun making your own levels
Try to mix it up, make something special
Make it in Mario Maker

Play designs from round the world, see how well you do
Why not take all those ideas and make something new
And just for fun why don't you play as a Pikachu (gotta catch all those amiibo)

Is a vine way up high the best way to go
Or maybe I'll put a pipe here and go below
Give things a shake just to see what'll happen, whoa! (you never know)

Fantasy Life (Fantasy Life) - Ryan Craddock [Lyrics]

From potions to accessories things always need to be made
Just make sure you do everything right and there's no need to be afraid
Woah, ooh, well hey I tried

Well everyone needs to eat each night so go catch the town's supplies
Just try your hardest you never know exactly what you might find
Woah, ooh, well hey I tried

Just be who you want to
And see the world around you
Because you make the world go round
By helping everyone around
The way you want to

Get lots of different ingredients to make awesome recipes
With time you'll start to build your skills and cooking will be a breeze
Woah, ooh, well hey I tried

Be brave, be strong, be ready to fight and scare the bandits away
Protect the people in the town, let nothing stand in your way
Well hey I tried, yeah!

Me and #My3DS - Ryan Craddock [Lyrics]

It's 2011, there's a knock at my door
My 3DS has arrived from the store
It's finally time for me to see the 3D

Charge through Hyrule, defeat Ganon
Fly through the Lylat System all over again
Save the princess as Super Mario

So many great games I can never put it down
I Streetpass all my friends and random guys in town
Two screens, touchscreen, 3D, everything
All my gaming needs
Forget my girlfriend, it's just me and my 3DS

Whoa oh, me and my 3DS

The Power's In My Hand (Ryan Sings About... Pokémon) - Ryan Craddock [Lyrics]

Wake up it's a brand new day but today's gonna be a little bit different
Forget your jobs, forget your schools 'cause today you're gonna get your very first Pokémon
Can you believe it's like a dream come true?
I think I see a Pikachu
And suddenly everything I've always wanted is right in front of me

I'll be the very best it's my destiny (Like no one ever was)

Now I can fly (go anywhere I like)
Just set sail (or maybe ride my bike)
I'll say goodbye (goodbye)
To 9 to 5's
'Cause now I'm free (the power's in my hand)
I'll make my own way ('cause now I understand)
Now what I do (I do)
Is up to me, yeah!

Who needs a lawyer when Kadabra's on your side?
Who needs health insurance? My Chansey will do fine
So come take me on in a battle
I'll beat you and take your money 'cause that's the law now

I've gotta catch 'em all it's my destiny (Teach me and I'll teach you)

You can take your bills, you can take your taxes, my Fire Blast'll burn 'em down
If the ice caps melt and the Earth goes down, I'll be HM03-ing it outta this town
But I guess that I'd be crossing the line if I tried to ride my bike where I like
But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

Super Luigi (Ryan Sings About... Super Mario) - Ryan Craddock [Lyrics]

He'll never be enough
His fame makes him look tough
But he can't run like me

His face is everywhere
As if no one compares
But he can't jump like me

I never get the chance to prove myself

I would never leave your side
Together we could rule and live out happy lives, with no distractions
I would never see you fall into the hands of evil
Let me fall in love with your perfection

He always saves the day
At least that's what he'll say
But he's never alone

He always has the fun
He's loved by everyone
They think I'm just a clone

So please give me the chance to prove myself

And don't you think that Prince Luigi has a nice ring to it?
And don't you think your castle and my mansion are a great fit?
And we can start a brand new series called Luigi Party
And I will use the money that I make to buy you brand new dresses
Because let's face it you've been wearing that one forever