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Why You Shouldn’t Imitate Porn
By Ringo Ordoñez on January 9, 2019
It’s movie night, you and your partner are in the middle of the sexy flick you are watching (let’s say 50 shades of Grey) then all of a sudden, you decided to take it up a notch, skip the movie and watch a more erotic spectacle and maybe emulate some positions to fire up your sexual drive. Hold your horses cowboy, there are things to remember why you shouldn’t imitate or base your performance on porn.
Porn videos are most likely to be staged
There’s no way that guy would last that long, she couldn’t take all those banging without climaxing or resting, you and your partner wouldn’t either. In between takes, porn stars often take a short break before shooting another scene just like any other movie. So don’t worry if you finish early.
Don’t try this at home
Some videos are meant for your visual and auditory pleasure only, and strongly suggest not to be recreated. BDSM (Bondage and discipline, Dominance and submission, sadism and masochism), fisting, hardcore and extreme sex might be pleasurable but aren’t for everyone, unless you can handle wild fantasies.
Size doesn’t matter
Don’t get too intimidated by his huge dick thinking you can give her more pleasure by having such. Porn stars are blessed with huge cocks while other undergoes surgery to make it thicker and longer. It doesn’t matter how big your dick is, it’s how to blow her mind.
The thing is, imitating porn videos isn’t a bad idea after all, and you’ll learn more erotic and passionate sex positions to help you maintain the excitement. Just as long as both of you are comfortable on what you want to try. Besides, sex is a two way street where both of you must share the intimacy, beauty and art of sexual intercourse.
An Erotic Art: The Allure Art Kit
By Ringo Ordoñez on January 23, 2019
Making love and sharing intimate moment with your partner is one of the best things in the world. Every caress, every kiss, every hug, every clench is magical, the moment you shared together is a beautiful story, a story often untold. But how about turning it into art? An art made by you and your partner expressed by your body while having an erotic and passionate sex. This is what Allure Art Kit has to offer.
This art kit is made to spice up your sexual activity by having an artwork out of your love making. Besmirch the blank canvass with your body as paint brushes drenched in colorful paints and draw away the story of your carnal pleasure. With it’s safe and washable paint, you don’t have to worry about it getting in your way, just enjoy every spur of the moment and let your body do the painting.
The Allure Art Kit includes:
1 Cotton Canvass
3 Paint colors of your choice
1 Plastic floor protection cover
1 Shower sponge
2 Pairs of disposable slippers
and 1 instruction Manual
Now telling your sex story has never been this artistic. Canonizing the special moment you shared with the erotic art you made by hanging it on your bedroom wall and admire the beauty and art of sex.
The Legendary Joey “Pepe” Smith
By Ringo Ordoñez on January 28, 2019
What better way to show physical embodiment of Pinoy Rock than the late, great Joey “Pepe” Smith? Not only he pioneered Pinoy Rock, he opened a new and different world for OPM scene. He conquered and dominated the music scene with his charming yet ecstatic performance.
Today, we celebrate the life of Pepe Smith.
Who is Pepe Smith?
Joseph William Smith known as Pepe Smith, often called by fellow musicians as Piyaps, was a Filipino musician who left an indelible mark on the Philippine rock music scene. Born on December 25, 1947, Pepe Smith rose to prominence as a founding member of the legendary Pinoy rock band Juan dela Cruz, alongside Wally Gonzalez and Mike Hanopol. With his raw vocal style, energetic stage presence, and unparalleled charisma, Pepe quickly became known as OPM's most iconic rock star.
Despite all his fame, Pepe Smith was just a simple man—a very low-key individual who liked to jest around and never failed to entertain the people around him. Knowing him, he never turned down signing an autograph or taking a picture with fans; he loved that!
Music is His Passion
Even after the band parted ways, He continued to follow his passion for music. Perpetually appearing in numerous bar gigs and rock concerts with his new band Drivetrain, or simply as Pepe Smith, he always dominated every stage he performed at. Pepe also had musical collaborations with Ely Buendia, Ramon Jacinto and various OPM artists and bands.
He is Not Just a Rock Star
Our beloved Piyaps also has talent in acting! In 2016, Pepe Smith starred on his very own movie Singing In Graveyards where he portrayed 68-year-old impersonator of a Filipino rock legend who lives alone on the borders of reality, imagination, and mysticism. He also casted in movies like Banal, Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros, Boy Pick-Up and Above the Clouds.
Pepe and Playboy
On October 12, 2012, Pepe Smith headlines Playboy’s Rock the Rabbit concert at San Lazaro Leisure Park, together with Maria Cafra and Hilera plus other local bands. He was featured and did a cover for our September 2011 Music Issue of Playboy Magazine.
Sadly, earlier today, a devastating news rocked our world. Pepe Smith, our beloved Piyaps, has passed away due to cardiac arrest at the age of 71.
As we mourn with the passing of an icon, let us reflect on the indelible mark he left on the OPM music landscape and the hearts of millions.
Though he may have left this world, his music remains a timeless testament, to uplift, and unite us all though the power of his music. May your soul rest in Rock n Roll heaven, Pepe.
5 Must Watch Movies to Ignite Sex
By Ringo Ordoñez on January 28, 2019
Tired of watching the same old porn videos and sexy flicks to fire up your sexual drive? Grab your popcorn and grab your girl because here are sex themed movies that will definitely get you and your partner aroused.
Nymphomaniac Vol. 1 (2013)
A retrospective storyline, starting with a woman sharing her life story to a man who rescued her, the story of how she became a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac. The movie revolves around her young self‘s sexual journey and her hunger for lust and sex. With it’s handful of luscious sex scenes, this movie will surely turn you on.
Sex and Lucia (2001)
This movie upholds voluptuous sex scenes that will surely entice your libido. From strip teases to fleshy sex scenes, bondages and POVs, Sex and Lucia is one heck of a sex film, telling a story about a woman who is in search of one great sexual adventure, which she eventually found with a writer. A writer who uses their story of compassion as his material, unbeknownst to him, his novel and his reality are entangled making it more complicated.
Love (2015)
Forget about porn videos, this 2015 movie is acclaimed one of the best sex scenes in a movie! Uncensored, full nudity, long sex scenes and, yes, ejaculating, don’t forget the jaw dropping threesome, is what Love has to offer. It’s about a couple who wants to experiment at explore other sexual activities, by which they invited they’re neighbor to join them, making the story erotic, yet romantic and dramatic.
Zack and Miri Make A Porno (2008)
This romantic-comedy with a little bit of sex and nudity is one movie to watch during movie night with your partner. Even with its comedic framework, sex scenes can easily turn you on because the flow of the narrative. A story where two long time friends/housemates Zack and Miri are on the brink of getting broke and losing their house, they decided to make a porn movie and profit from it. They hire friends and real porn stars to help them make one great porn flick.
Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)
Unsatisfied on having sex with the opposite sex, she became interested in engaging sexual intercourse with the same sex. With it’s immensely arousing female to female sex scene, complete with nudity, this movie will definitely deliver a visual pleasure enough to tingle and turn you on. The combination of a feel good and a sexy movie is one flick you and your partner will surely enjoy.
Tips on How to Give Sensual Massage for Your Partner
By Ringo Ordoñez on January 30, 2019
What better way to end a tiring day than having a good massage. Lie face down on your bed, relaxed and get your stress removed out of your body. But what is even better is having a sensual massage from your partner, the pleasure of your partner’s gentle stroke and fondling, from the touch of fine finger tips gliding along your nape and down across the back, most especially the intimate areas can somehow stimulate indulgence to the next thing to come.
Here are basic tips you can do right away:
· Pre-empt the occasion by showering together. It doesn’t have to be a long bath, a quick shower is enough, just to remove dead skins and dirt.
· Find a good spot where you can perform freely, a bed, mattress, couch or better yet a massage table, set up the mood, and tone down the ambience by lighting some scented candles and relaxing music.
· Choose a more aromatic essential oil with soothing and relaxing attribute.
· Start by gently applying oil into their back; apply a little pressure to ease up tensed muscles on shoulder and shoulder blades.
· After a few minutes, go lower while stroking the spine down to hips and butt cheeks, give the private part a little graze, just a little, a passing fancy, then go to thighs and legs down to the feet.
· When you’re done, go up to arms and hands, crack some joints, and proceed to head and scalp. Massage the face, forehead and ear gently with a sensual caress.
· Flip over and do the same things but this time it’s on a different angle, while you’re at it, you can also initiate massaging the breast. Remember, you don’t have to work long on private parts, just a little massage and tingle will do the trick.
Since this is a private setting, you don’t have to worry getting fully naked, and the fun part is both of you can go bold and bare. Private parts touching the skin while massaging adds up more sensation. Just don’t get too aggressive and turn it into a just-another-foreplay scheme to have sex, you’ll get there eventually. Besides, sensual massage can stimulate sex due to it’s erotic nature. All you have to do is set the mood right to get into the zone when you and your partner can end massaging with happy ending.
Guide to Anal Sex
By Ringo Ordoñez on February 6, 2019
You probably said to yourself that there’s gotta be more you can do to up the ante when it comes to your sexual activity with your partner, rather than doing the same old classic positions. I bet you have fantasies of hitting that little pleasure hole from her behind, and you probably initiated once or twice but you or she hesitated and went back to 3rd base. Here’s our guide and things you need to know about anal sex.
Back to Square One
Engaging in anal sex is not different from her first vaginal penetration. Anal tissues are more thinner than the vagina’s, bleeding can sometime occur during the first encounter, so don’t get alarmed by it.
Just like the first, you have to be gentle while inserting, the key is to take some time and give her moments to take a breather and relax. Getting too aggressive and inserting your penis bluntly will only cause discomfort and pain that will lead to a halt of the act.
Lube ‘em Up!
Unlike vaginas, anus secretes less natural lubricants. With the help of lubricants (oil-based or KY Jelly) friction will be lessen, easing up the insertion with less pain and more likely to glide along. You’re a sex machine and machines need lubes!
Showering with a Raincoat?
Others prefer wearing condom, while others like it bare. It all depends on you and your partner, if you are a little over the top cautious then wear one, just as long as you wear different condoms for anal and vaginal.
What to Expect
First, the tightness of the butthole can add up to a more pleasurable experience. Second, if she is not very vocal during sex, this time she will. You will definitely hear her moan and become more chatty telling you to go slow or take it easy on sexy bedroom voice scale. Making you more satisfied with your anal fantasy. Third is your don’t have to worry pulling out when you are almost about to cum. (I don’t have to explain that anymore, do I?)
Keep in mind that before trying out anal sex, make sure that you and your partner both agreed on what you were about to do. Remember that it’s her that will have to give way for your sexual pleasure. If she decided she doesn’t like it, respect that, there are plenty more sexual activities to do besides that, but otherwise you’re good.
Rock the Rabbit: BRWN
By Ringo Ordoñez on February 9, 2019
A fresh pop/R&B band is on the rise. With their crisp and funky sound, BRWN is one music group to watch out for. Their music draws clear inspiration from the classic sounds of Stevie Wonder and Michael Jackson, infused with modern influences from artists like Justin Timberlake and Daft Punk. The result is a highly danceable sound with catchy lyrics enough to get your groove on. BRWN aims to pave their way with soulful, funk-driven music—not only in the OPM mainstream scene but also on the international stage.
BRWN is composed of Max Guerrero on vocals and as the band’s main songwriter, Stanley Seludo on drums, and Migs Raneses on guitars along with Oman Peradilla on bass and keyboards, who also serve as the band’s musical arrangers.
Their first single, “So Good,” features cover art depicting a woman wearing a visor—the same signature visor that Max Guerrero is sporting during performances. According to Max, he wears the iconic visor to add an air of mystery to his persona.
The “So Good” music video showcases BRWN’s love for visual art, music, and dance. Bursting with colorful backgrounds and rhythmic choreography, the video perfectly complements the song’s upbeat and infectious energy.
8 Places to Visit in La Union
By Ringo Ordoñez on April 15, 2019
Dubbed today as Elyu, La Union is home of the surfing capital of the north, a modern day paradise with countless beautiful beaches and tourist spots that will make your visit worth your while. If you are planning your trip this summer, La Union is the place you should definitely visit. And here are 8 places in Elyu that needs to be in your itinerary.
PUGAD Pugo Adventure
If you are a thrill seeker and like to have an unforgettable adventure, PUGAD is the place to be. Get your adrenaline pumping with their extreme attractions like a 450 meters long zipline from mountain to mountain. Test your climbing skills with their rappelling and wall climbing. And if that’s not enough for you, try their giant swing, a swing that will make you dangle on the edge of a cliff. Like animals? PUGAD also have a mini zoo, where you can see exotic animals and birds and a tiger too! And if you’re done with all the heart stopping attraction, relax and take a dip on one of their many pools.
Bahay na Bato
Elyu is no short in Art Galleries, and Bahay na Bato is one. This Instagram worthy art gallery showcases beautifully crafted sculptures, from weeping angel, giant hands, and animals all made from stones and pebbles, the house itself is made from stones which, well, that’s why it’s named that way. Not only it’s an art gallery but an ideal venue for weddings, baptismal or pre-nups.
Immuki Island
Although named as island, Immuki Island is hardly an island but series of clear lagoons and pools. With crystal clear water, you will never have a second thought to go for a dip. Fun Fact, from a bird’s eye view, Immuki Island looks like a female’s genitalia and Immuki is Ilokano word for vagina, you get the idea. So if you are planning to go there you should definitely bring your drone to get a better shot and view of the island.
Camp Avenue
Sick and tired of the same old huts, videoke and barbeque grill setting when going to beach? Say no more, because Camp Avenue will make your summer vibe alive. A Bohemian themed beach resort full of modern art flowing from every corner. By art, I mean all kinds of art. In the morning, appreciate the beautiful scenery of sun, sand and sea that made better with their colorful ambience. Make your own wares with their Pottery session. At night, another form of art will take place, the art of music, enjoy the night with either in-house DJs or band, they sometimes hosts spoken word poetry. Who would’ve thought going to the beach can be this much artsy?
Tangadan Falls
It’s not only beautiful beaches Elyu has to offer. Hidden in the town of San Gabriel is a wonder of nature called Tangadan Falls. This majestic 50 feet high falls will surely make you take a plunge! And if you feel courageous, there’s a spot where you can go cliff diving. Just be ready for a 20min trek, but it will surely pay off when you get to the falls.
Flotsam & Jetsam Hostel
A hipster’s paradise, sanctuary for millennnials is what Flotsam & Jetsam Artist Beach Hostel is known for. Flotjet offers a great tropical vibe with pop art interiors that will surely lift your summer spirit up. With their outdoor bean bags, mats, and couches relaxing under the sun can never be this cozy. Nightlife on FlotJet is always fun and exciting playing all kinds of music from acoustics to club music, and sometimes OPM artists and bands are there to perform live.
Thunderbird Resort
This 5-star hotel is called the Santorini of the North; the hotel is designed after the Santorini in Greece which makes it iconic. Besides its luxurious hotel, Thunderbird also has an infinity pool, a golf course and a casino. The resort lies on top of a cliff which gives you a scenic overlook at San Fernando Bay. Ever been to a lighthouse? Well, not far from the resort a lighthouse erected, perfect for a romantic walk (a proposal maybe).
Lomboy Farm
If Baguio has strawberry farm, La Union has a grape farm! Lomboy Farms is a 25 hectare vineyard that has been around since 1972. Summertime is the best way to visit the farm when grapes are ripe and ready for harvest. One activity you can do in the farm besides buying souvenirs is their pick-and-pay activity which lets the visitors experience grape-picking themselves. It’s like visiting Napa Valley in California.
7 Kinky Drinking Games for Couples
By Ringo Ordoñez on April 30, 2019
Drinking with your partner is always fun to do. Enjoy each other’s company, bond with each other, and most of the time it ends with steaming, passionate sex. This time, set aside the classic drink-‘til-you-get-naughty act and move it up a notch with these exciting and naughty drinking games.
1. Red or Black / Higher or Lower
It’s a simple card game with very simple rules. First, you have to guess if the card is red or black, if guessed right move on by guessing if the card has a higher or lower value. Now, if the player guessed the color wrong, the player has to take a shot/ drink. And if the player guessed the card value wrong, the player has to remove a piece of clothing.
2. Find the X Spot
This game doesn’t need any playing materials, just your body parts. A guessing game where you need to mentally pick a body part as your X spot, your partner has 3 tries to find your X spot by kissing. If they didn’t guess it right they have to take a shot 3 times. Kiss away, and drink away, it is after all an intoxicating yet tingling game to play.
3. Flip, Sip or Strip
The classic coin flipping game can be kinky. Rules are simple, flip a coin and your partner have to guess if it is heads or tails; there is nothing to do when the guess is right, but, if guessed wrong they have to do a shot and if guessed wrong twice things will get a little more interesting for they have to remove a piece of what they are wearing.
4. Adult Movie Drinking Game
It’s more like Netflix and Chill type but this time you have to watch an adult movie, porn or sex videos alike. Whenever a male body part is mentioned, he has to drink, same thing for her, if a female body part is mentioned. But, whenever the ‘F-bomb’ is mentioned you both have to drink. It’s the best way to get wasted or better yet get turned on.
5. The Russian Roulette
Hence the name Russian, what better drink you’ll need than vodka? You’ll need at least a dozen of shot glasses; fill all of it with water except one, this one should be filled with vodka. While there are only both of you who plays this game, one has to turn around while the other has to shuffle the glasses. Now the thrill begins, take half the shots, if you only got the ones with water you get to ask your partner a truth, but if you had the ones with vodka, you have to perform whatever dare your partner asks.
6. Spin the Bottle
Including you and your partner, create a small circle together with your favorite alcoholic drinks on a shot glass, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, strawberry jam, honey etc. Spin the bottle, if it points to the liquor, take a shot. If it points to the treats, you’ll have to use it to whichever you want or whatever you want to your partner. And if it points to your partner, a kiss will do, or change the rules, make it a dare or a strip.
7. Blindfolded Touch
Blindfold your partner, take their index finger and glide it to your body part of choice gently and teasingly for a brief moment. Your partner has to guess what body part they’ve touched. If guessed wrong, drink, if not, no drink
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Remember these games can be just guidelines, you can make your own rules and gameplay that best suits you or you think can be more exciting. Bottom line is to have an unforgettable night.
Hitting the Spot: The Trigger Points of the Body
By Ringo Ordoñez on March 18, 2019
Our body is a sex machine and before a machine goes to work you have to figure out the right buttons to press to fire it up. And by buttons, I mean trigger points, pleasure points or erogenous zones. Hit the right button and it can stimulate your partner to engage in sex. Not only that it is helpful on foreplays but it can boost the sensation while having sex too. But what are those trigger points that should be hit?
I give you the 10 erogenous zones you should definitely hit before and during sex:
1. Ears
A gentle touch to the ear is sensual, but giving it a caressing smooch, a playful soft bite and tickle it with your tongue is more than enough to turn oneself on. A breath from the nose can add up to the sensation and whisper too! Just by doing this is a guaranteed instant arousal.
2. Neck
This one is a no brainer. Kissing the neck is one common area everyone is hitting. And I have to say, it always do the trick.
3. Nape
A light running of fingertips or gently kissing the nape is one pleasurable spot you should not miss. Nape has thousands of nerve endings responsible for uncontainable sensation.
4. Back
Kissing the back and giving it quick small bites can give extra pleasure particularly when doing doggy style. Or for starters just by caressing the back can instantly turn you on.
5. Nipples
Also known as second base, the breast specially the nipples are one of the best stimulating spot both for men and women. Touch it, kiss it, nibble it, you will never fail to get an arousal from it.
6. Lower Abs
There is a special sensation that can only be found on lower abs when kissed, sure it’s the nerve endings but maybe it’s because of the anticipation that the doer is going lower and closer to the genitals.
7. Inner thighs
This is one of the most sensitive parts. A little nibbling, kiss and licks can definitely and instantly embark unspeakable pleasure. Just like the lower abs, the anticipation of getting closer to the genitals adds more to the sensation.
8. Pubic mound
The closest you can go before reaching the genitals. Pubic mound is connected to the genitals, which make the sexual response is same as hitting the genitals.
9. Butthole
Well, this one may not be for everyone, but I assure you giving the butthole a brisk with the tongue or “rimming” is one mind blowing experience. For the lack of better words, I’ll say it’s more like it is your first time engaging in an oral sex.
10. Feet
The feet hold tons of nerve endings, which make it a good spot to start with. Feet are really ticklish, but when mouth is used for tickling, it can be an out of the body experience.
All You Need to Know About Public Sex
By Ringo Ordoñez on April 12, 2019
There are three reasons I can think of when it comes to engaging in public sex. First is curiosity, both you and your partner just want to experience what it’s like doing it publicly. Second, is when the urge is insuppressible and you just really want to get it done right away, like time is essential and you don’t want to lose the urge or it will take some time to get a room. Third is the spur of the moment, right there and then you just decided to do it. Whatever reasons there maybe, public sex gives you pleasure and thrill that satisfies your sexual fantasy.
Don’t take it literally
When I say public it doesn’t mean doing it in a crowded area, exposed where everyone can see you. Well, that says it all, I guess. Bottom line is you are in a public domain but do it on place with a little privacy.
Choosing a place
It’s not that hard to choose a place, just make sure not much of people pass by it. Don’t do it in parks where the chance of being seen or caught is high. Not only that, you don’t want the little kids to see you doing that, do you? And there’s a big chance of someone taking photos or videos of you and made a spectacle out of it on social media. Like I said, if the urge is uncontainable, find yourselves a toilet where people don’t come and go very often. Can’t find one? I suggest try using that little room that has a symbol of a person in a wheelchair, yes, the PWD toilet, which by the way is used very often. It’s spacious, getting interrupted is highly unlikely, and the best part is you can own the cubicle.
(I’ve done it. Once. In a mall. It was fun!)
Make it quick
Long foreplays are not necessary, a quickie will do. Raising suspicions from the people around is not what you need. Remember that public sex is not socially unacceptable, and you don’t want people to report you to the authorities and make big fuzz about it, when all you really wanted is to make love and release that sexual urge. Don’t get all naked, dressing back up will take time, just have enough slit where both of you can do it with ease.
Cheap thrills
Nothing beats the fun and excitement public sex brings. The thought of being caught adds up to the sensation, every moment counts and it is thrilling. It’s like you both are hungry for sex, kissing like there is no tomorrow, energetic, electrifying lustful experience. Unlike in a private setting, you have to cram multiple positions in a short span of time from quick handjobs and blowjobs to fast yet mind blowing sex, enough to satisfy your hunger for lust.
Just as long as you know what to do and chose the right place to do it, you are good to go. Having this experience with your partner is one good experience to tighten the bond of your relationship. Not just for your sexual journey it can also build trust and intimacy.
That Thing Called Drunk Call
By Ringo Ordoñez on March 20, 2019
The drunk call is when an unsuspecting victim sleeps peacefully and all of a sudden being rudely interrupted with a call from a drunk person saying crazy things the victim never thought he/she will hear from that person. This usually occurs during late hours. It’s either you receive a drunk call before or you are the one making drunk calls. Either way, let’s dig deeper on what lies behind this unforeseeable event.
It’s not all random
That drunken person might tell you that that phone call was dialed, accidentally. Well, that’s a lie. It is most likely that they find it hard to say it in person, so they need a little alcohol-induced courage to say whatever it is they want to say.
Who’s who?
The usual suspects behind a drunken call are
1. The Former Lover - the one who hasn’t moved on yet. After a night of hard drinking ending up calling you, telling you he/she still loves you or miss you, and trying to get you back.
2. The Secret Admirer - this person who doesn’t have the guts to tell it personally so, he finds his courage with the help of alcohol.
3. The Loner - this poor guy probably drinks alone at home and realizes he needs at least someone to talk with.
4. The Broken – also known as the crier. The one who calls you wasted and crying, venting out about the recent break-up, the worst part is you don’t understand every word because of the drunken slur voice, combined with sobbing.
5. The Pervert – this is the worst of them all. This one calls you in the middle of the night asking you to come over and sleep with him, or initiates a video call and asks you to undress and join him in a video call sex.
What to do
If you encounter this, don’t be rude, answer the call but make it short and tell them that they are drunk and it’s not the right time to talk. Remember that drunk person is not thinking right due to intoxication, arguing or making them feel unwelcome can lead to a fight or worst losing your acquaintanceship. After all, when they get sober, they will realize the awkwardness of what they did, so don’t make it a big deal, besides, let them know that it was just another “drunk moment”. Although you’ve heard what’s inside their mind, keep it to yourself, it’s the truth anyway.
Whatever it Takes - The Avengers: Endgame
By Ringo Ordoñez on March 24, 2019
More than a decade in the making, a chronicle that includes 22 movies of our beloved Marvel characters has come to a culmination. Avengers: Endgame has finally come and dominating every movie theaters worldwide. With handful of cinemas offers 24 hour screening of Avengers: Endgame there shall be no time to spare, go on and head to your local cinema and see the last installment of MCU’s epic saga.
What to expect
It is a three hour long movie, an emotional roller coaster that will give you the thrills, chills, giggle, anger and sadness. What you’ve heard is true, there is no moment for bathroom breaks, and you can’t miss every scene. Better take a leak before the movie and be sure you have enough popcorn and soda with you. And oh, it is also true that it will make you cry. ‘Nuff said.
If you are a comic book fan and you probably read this story way back before it made into the big screen, forget what you know about the comic book story arc, MCU (obviously) made it different but as far as I know this MCU story and the comic book story are both incomparable to the point that they made it both epic in their own way.
For MCU fans, this is what you have all been waiting for, the final stand of our heroes against Thanos. Not only you are waiting for Cap, Iron-Man, Hulk, Thor, Black Widow and Hawkeye to team up one last time, you also want to see every Marvel hero that came up on every MCU movie to join the team, take up arms and fight the Mad Titan.
Avengers Assemble
For the last time, our team of superheroes will assemble to avenge the universe from what Thanos had made in the last movie Avengers: Infinity War and yes they lost the first battle, they even lost families, friends and team members, those who are left have the last trick up of their sleeve. Now with the help of Captain Marvel, the Avengers got a new pair of hands to help them win.
Whatever it Takes
Dr. Strange told Tony that the chance of winning is 1 out of 14,000605, what is left of the team is willing to take that single chance undo Thanos’ snap. Few weeks ago, the theory that they will use the quantum realm has surfaced in the internet, the directors, the Russo Brothers claimed it to be true, is this what the team needed to win this fight? Who’s willing to do whatever it takes to beat Thanos? And what about our fallen heroes?
Facebook Launches New Feature Called ' Facebook Dating'
By Ringo Ordoñez on May 9, 2019
A new feature is added on Facebook, this time it helps users find love. Facebook Dating has been launched in 19 countries including the Philippines. Feeling unlucky with your old dating apps? This new feature might be the one to help you find your long time quest for romance.
It’s Easy to Access
Just to get things clear, Facebook Dating is not an app, it is within the FB app. This feature is only available on mobile, so you can search for love anytime, anywhere. The Dating icon can be found on bookmark tab in the upper right portion of your profile.
New Profile, Less Fraud
Although the Dating is within the FB app, you still have to create a separate profile. Creating one is quick and easy, just a several information input does it. One good thing about this feature is its prevention from making a dummy or fake account. It requires users to input their real name and age. In addition to ensure legitimacy, Dating requires location services.
Finding Your Match
When setting up your profile, there are preference settings, from age range, height, location, and religious views. Dating will suggest possible matches based on your activities and groups on Facebook, preferences and interests you’ve entered on your Dating profile.
It Has its Own Messenger
Going from Dating to messenger app is no longer your problem. You can directly message a person that interests you using its own Dating Messenger.
It is Private
Aside from having its own messenger, none of your friends on FB can know that you’re into the Dating feature. It also excluded getting matches from your FB friends, a little less thing to worry that you might unintentionally get matched with your relatives or your boss.
The Secret Crush Feature
This feature enables users to put nine persons from their FB friends to the Secret Crush list. Those listed on your Secret Crush will be notified that someone has a crush on them, and if it is a match then you can talk to them on Dating Messenger.
Dating Can Never Be This Safe
To ensure safety, once you’ve found a match, had a little convo and decided to see each other in person, to go out on a date to be precise, Dating allows user to share your location sent via messenger to your relative or trusted friends.
Pros and Cons of Drunk Sex
By Ringo Ordoñez on May 24, 2019
To some, drinking alcohol is their aphrodisiac, it turns them on, and they feel more and more sexy and naughty as the drinks keeps on pouring. To others, getting drunk is one way to hook up with someone. As the drinking progresses so does the chance of getting laid. Whatever reason there may be, it will eventually end up on drunken sex. Let’s breakdown the upsides and downsides of drunken sex:
PROS
Less inhibition
You just don’t care on how you look, how will it go, or what is the best move to do, you don’t care if you are vocal enough, you just do what feels right. There are no awkward moments; it is much easier to express yourself.
More fun
Because your inhibitions are down, there are no barriers that hold you to enjoy the moment. The influence of alcohol will make you want to try things you’ve never done before. There is this fun drunken sex feeling that cannot be felt when sober.
Longer Activity
If you are a fast finisher, this time you won’t. It’s hard to cum when you are drunk, but it’s a good thing if you want to enjoy the moment longer. More time to try out other sexual activities.
CONS
Losing potency
Concentrating can be a little hard, dull sensation can occur that leads to dissatisfaction and eventually call it quits. This is the time when your mind still wants to go and finish, but your body is numb enough to continue.
Make remorse
Your mind is in disarray when your drunk, be careful on what you are about to do that might make you regret later on. Putting on protection is one example.
Lose control
The rocking motion adds up to the dizziness you feel, throwing up can be inevitable. Or you had enough drink that you passed out as soon as you hit the bed.
Netflix and Chill: Where it all began
By Ringo Ordoñez on May 27, 2019
One of the common phrases circulating around the world of social media is “Netflix and Chill”. It dominated every platform in the net that you can think of. Netflix and Chill becomes a euphemistic statement used by netizens to invite someone to hook up with them. But where exactly did it all began?
It all started from a Tweet
10 years ago on Twitter, “Netflix and chill” was born. The first recorded use of “Netflix and Chill” was tweeted by the user NoFaceNina in January of 2009. Back then it is just a solitary activity and it literally means chilling in you couch or bed and watch Netflix. This simple tweet changed everything.
Well, that escalated quickly
After a few of years, “Netflix and Chill” became a standalone phrase, widely used on twitter, and still have its literal meaning, straightforward and innocent. But this time, it is also used as an invitation to hang out and watch movies together. Not until 2014, when the phrase became euphemistic. Numerous Tweets of the phrase now have gendered lines and innuendos. Some Twitter users hinted that Netflix and chill does not mean Netflix and chill anymore. And in 2015 the phrase’s meaning has been changed to a different context.
The new buzzword
“Netflix and Chill” euphemism became viral with the help of memes, videos, GIFs and vines, is spreading on all social media platforms. It is spreading and it is spreading fast, worldwide, like, anyone who’s on social media knows about it. Even the Netflix Company uses the phrase on their Tumblr post. It became so popular that celebrities like Nicki Minaj had an Instagram post about it and B.o.B made a song called “Netflix and Chill”.
Since then, “Netflix and Chill’ became a popular catchphrase amongst the younger generation, a subversive way to hook up. A global fad that started from a simple and wholesome Tweet.
Tips on How to Make Her First Time Enjoyable
By Ringo Ordoñez on May 28, 2019
It’s her first time and you don’t want to ruin it for her. These are the things in life that you can’t have any do-over. Make her first experience unforgettable, fun, and of course special. Here are tips on how to handle a virgin.
Take time to relax
Give her time to loosen up, pop a beer or two and let her feel comfortable with you. It is okay if she fells nervous or anxious, give her quick massages or play with her hair while chatting. It will help to ease her up and be cozier around you.
Do not rush
Getting too aggressive with her will only lead to postponement. Remember, she kept her virginity for a long time; she wouldn’t risk it with you if she thinks you don’t deserve it. The key is to be gentle the whole process.
Get warmed up
Foreplay is a must! Make her experience all the sensations of her body. Not only it will help her to get in the mood, she will also know what the things she’ll like when having sex. I tell you, when you hear a virgin moan the first time she’d experience it, you can never be so excited in your life.
Educate her
Notify her on what you are about to do, tell her what do you like her to do. Do not forget to ask permissions first if you want to try things. Inform her beforehand that bleeding is normal when her hymen is stretched for the first time.
Lube up
It is much better if you use some lube. This will lessen the pain and make the first penetration smoother. When you finally had the first insertion, remember that it still hurts her a bit, be very gentle when inserting your penis, add more lube if needed.
Make her finish
Make her experience the feel-good sensation of her first orgasm. It may take some time, but it will be worthwhile. Give her time for a breather. You’ll need it too, to prevent from finishing early. The goal is to make her first time fun and unforgettable.
And when you’re done
Compliment her. Then ask her how it was, what her favorite part is, and probably what are the things she wants to try next time are. Make time to cuddle after sex, still make her comfortable. Don’t make her think that you’re a jerk who just won the lottery. Women can sometimes be emotional after their first sex. Be mindful of her feelings.
'90s Music: The Sound of A Generation
By Ringo Ordoñez on June 1, 2019
Whether you are a millennial or Gen X, it doesn’t matter, these two generations shared and era where pop culture flourished, music is celebrated and listened to religiously, where every song that came out is everyone’s jam. Feeling nostalgic? Want to go back in time where you probably had your first kiss, where you used to sport highlighted hair and wear loose shirts and you listened to you music with your bulky portable cassette tape or CD player. Hop on to this time machine called music and relive those moments with the music that defined the’ 90s.
The list may go on and on, but here are 10 definitive sounds of the nineties that will surely bring back good ol’ memories.
1. I’ll Be There for You - The Rembrandts
The soundtrack for ‘90s sitcom Friends is one distinct song from the decade. The first guitar riff probably gave you the giggle, eh?
2. Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
This 1997 hit single is actually a cover song! Originally written and performed by Scott Cutler and Anne Preven with their band Ednaswap in 1993.
3. Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana
This song says a lot. Kurt Cobain is the rest of Nirvana is the flag bearer of Grunge. Expressing rebellion and angst thru their music, making them one of the iconic rock bands in history.
4. Ironic – Alanis Morissette
The Canadian singer/songwriter Alanis gave us countless of her hits, but this one really define the sound of the era.
5. Linger – Cranberries
Ah, this brings back memories of past puppy love and youthful infatuations. Dolores’ voice surely gives you the feeling of being in love.
6. No Scrubs – TLC
T-Boz, Left Eye and Chilli (TLC), an American all girl group that also gave us “Unpretty” and “No Scrubs” is one R&B group that help the ‘90s music boundless.
7. Ang Huling El Bimbo –Eraserheads
A timeless song from OPM’s greatest band. A ‘90s music playlist is not complete without and Eraserheads song on it.
8. Basket Case - Green Day
Hearing this pop-punk song by Green Day takes me back in time where I was once a free spirited teen who doesn’t have any care in the world.
9. Gangsta’s Paradise – Coolio feat L.V.
You probably remember some of the lines in this 1995 rap hit. Up until now it can still bop your head when listening to it.
10. Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) – The Offspring
Who would forget this hard rockin’ track? It’s definitely a distinct sound from your teenage years.