When I was three, I remember walking into the bathroom and seeing my mom naked in the tub. It didn't shock me, but I remember thinking wow, that's a lot of hair.
Which reminds me of a time when I was 9. I was 🛼 roller skating in the gym/roller rink area in my church. I loved to roller around. I used to speed around using one leg to push way out and the other to stabilize me. I only did that going counterclockwise where my right leg could do the pushing. Never worked with the left leg. I think my right leg is longer than the left. That's why I could push out so far and fast.Â
One day when I was skating next to a big girl, Abby. On one round when I passed her, her jean buttons busted and flew wide open. I saw more hair than I remember my mom having. Abbey didn't miss a beat and just buttoned up her pants and continued to skate. I really didn't know much about the female anatomy at the time, but I do remember that I thought that vaginas faced frontwards like penises. I guess I had a lot to learn about women.Â