How would one convert to the Church of Bill?

You can convert to the glorious Church of Bill and become a Billiever in 3 simple steps!

1. Accept the word of Bill into your hearts and let him guide you onto the righteous path of a Billiever.

2. Denounce all goats and stop any usage of goat products.

3. Relocate a Goose away from Billville to prevent them from spreading their feces everywhere and stifling the towns prosperity and beauty. ** Not required but helps us all