OK, get ready. your mind is going to be blown when you here the truth about Thomas Jefferson.

It all started during the presidency of Thomas Jefferson. It was a dark and stormy night, (AKA average day) when Thomas decided that his term of presidency was too short. he came up with a grand scheme to stay president forever. The plan was simple, use the laws of quantum-turboculosus-phosterate to create realistic masks of different presidential candidates, and use clones of himself to wear the masks. all the presidents, Bill Clinton, Nixon, Obama, etc, were all just clones of Thomas.

Fun Facts: The reason Trumps face is so orange is because thomas ran out of skin colored paint, and had only orange left.