The Shanghai Commission For The Management Of Language Use is colluding with Putin, and he wants to take them over to gain control over the multiverse. We barely believed it our selves, but you can always trust Wikipedia.
oow! the gnomes took over. they out maned our armies. they blew up are monuments. ow! no! Their cuing help help!!!
we love our supreme g-nome overlord. sooo great yay!
[ooow oow oow ooow ooow!!] translates to "this message was ransom"The world is being taken over by znomes!!!!!!
come and join the army if your 5 inches tall and are armed. jone naw
Fish killing a good but I do not want to kill the fish right now because It is Fisher o’clock
The rebels are fighting back
They are valiant wariors
SECRET BASE
location classified
( It's in grandma Bethany's yard.)
"Don't miss dose zombsters, bob!"