Sacred Scroll of Chimpkino

Book of Rattito 23:13:

"Verily, the people of Polos Hermanos shall be granted peace in this life and the hereafter, while those who turn away shall face the Hell of Polos, a blazing fire. Indeed, to every true believer in Chimpkino, eternal life is promised, and by the mercy of the Almighty, they shall receive sustenance in the form of free chicken, as a sign of divine favor." 

Hamstino 17:24:
"Verily, I say unto thee, all must gather in the house of Polos Hermanos, lest the enemy, in their folly, spread their ways among thee. Beware, for they shall lead the unwise into the pit of bondage, yea, even unto the depths of the gulag, where the chains of their own making shall bind them." 

Hamstino 9:14:

And then him (Chimpkino) spoke : "There were two gardens, one tended with great care and the other neglected. The garden that was tended flourished, bearing fruit in abundance, while the neglected garden grew wild and barren. A traveler came and asked, ‘Why does one garden prosper while the other fails?’ The keeper of the flourishing garden replied, ‘It is not the land but the care given that determines the yield."

Hamstino 1:3:

"But when you ask of Chimpkino, you must believe without doubt, for the one who doubts is like a feather caught in the wind, drifting without rest. Such a soul shall find no peace, nor taste the sacred feast of Polos Hermanos, for only the steadfast in faith shall be nourished and find their place at the eternal table."