Patrons of Hermanos

Chimpkino, the great Patron of Hermanos, eating the traditional aceistan snack. It's still uncertain if he completed eating his snack, but in prophecy he will destroy Chat Revivers, which are attacking The Great Polos Hermanos!

Chimpkino

Hamstino

Hamstino, the greatest hamster of all time. Second animal Patron and Patriot of Polos Hermanos. His great twerking skills and toothbrush confuse chat revivers and at the end give them depression and kill them.

Prophet of Polos Hermanos Holy Book.

Hamstino 17:24 : "Verily, I say unto thee, all must gather in the house of Polos Hermanos, lest the enemy, in their folly, spread their ways among thee. Beware, for they shall lead the unwise into the pit of bondage, yea, even unto the depths of the gulag, where the chains of their own making shall bind them."

Zbysio (Lightning)

Zbysio is Propaganda Minister of Polos Hermanos and very sigma, Chat Revivers are scared of his lightning eyes. He also has a very sigma moustache which everyone fears, but also loves at the same time.

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Zbysio

Rattito

Rattito the Sigma Rat, one of the most important prophets of Chimpkinoism.

Patron of Sigmas and Walter Whites

Loves Chicken

Book of Rattito 23:13:

"Verily, the people of Polos Hermanos shall be granted peace in this life and the hereafter, while those who turn away shall face the Hell of Polos, a blazing fire. Indeed, to every true believer in Chimpkino, eternal life is promised, and by the mercy of the Almighty, they shall receive sustenance in the form of free chicken, as a sign of divine favor."

Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein was the 5th President of Iraq, he was general chairman of the Iraqi Ba'ath Party. Great Third Positionist Socialist and Anti Semitic Iraqi Warrior. Its often said that He is the Real Father of The Auditor
While He's presumed dead, and many say he was executed in 2006, It's still unclear if the death is realy true. Since Polos Hermanos was created, There were many Odd Events occuring that could mean that Saddam is still with us. Patriot of Polos Hermanos, Great Leader and Muslim.

He is one of the most supported Foreign Politicians in all of Polos Hermanos.

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