Item Descriptions

FANTASY

Incandescent Cudgel: On command, this highly polished oaken club sheds bright light in a 30 ft. radius.

Scimitar of the Wyrm: Carved from the tooth of an ancient black dragon, this sigil-inscribed blade deals an additional 1d6 acid damage with each hit.

Quirino’s Draught of Magma: This iridescent orange potion inflicts 1d4 fire damage on the imbiber, but grants them the power immediately to vomit forth a 30-ft. cone of lava spray, dealing 5d6 fire damage to all within the area of effect.

Ghostly Greatsword: This seemingly insubstantial weapon deals force damage and can affect creatures on the Ethereal Plane.

Mordan’s Marvelous Massive Tower Shield: Once per day for ten minutes, this shield can transform into a 1-ft. thick, iron-reinforced, wooden wall 20 ft. long by 10 ft. high.

Jester’s Mace: This +2 weapon, topped by a hideous laughing face, temporarily incapacitates the target with laughter on a critical.

Hauberk of the Sea Elf: This suit of fine, blue-green chainmail grants the wearer a 30 ft. swimming speed and the ability to breathe underwater.

Pipes of Unfathomable Chaos: When played, these bronze panpipes, twisted and sculpted to resemble writhing tentacles, cause confusion, as per the spell.

Scribe’s Arrow: When fired at a wall or any flat surface within range, this ink-stained arrow scrawls out a message of 100 words or less, as determined by the archer.

SCI-FI

Ultrasonic Crowbar (tool): For when you’ve misplaced your key — or never had one.

Plasmic Sense Mine (weapon): Detonates when nearby creatures think about mines. Ingenious, really.

Volentrix Aero-Submersible (vehicle): Whether you’re soaring above the clouds or plunging beneath the waves, you’ll be warm and dry inside a Volentrix!

Cybernetic Bronchimeter (tool): Measures lung capacity in microseconds! Your patients need never blow into a tube again!

Isomorphic Pergonite (junk): Bricks of building material formed from reconstituted fermionic condenser effluvia.

Subatomic Neutralizer (weapon): Narrow beam drains charges and momentum from nearby electrons, boring holes in any sort of matter. 

Shambhala Sphere (quest item): Prolonged contact with this symbol-covered orb produces feelings of intense euphoria and transcendent visions. Devotees of the Silver Magionist sect will kill to obtain it.

Light Assault Lander (vehicle): For delivering troops from low orbit, its lack of point defenses and heavy armor make this vessel the obvious choice for budget-conscious commanders with surplus personnel.

Stealth Network-Captivator (tool): Use of this plug-in accessory imposes disadvantage on a network monitor’s ability to notice your hacking attempts.