Milady


Milady is the normal one, that's it!

compared to her Brother Skeletonpants, Midnight, Vhs and hell even Flare! you'd probably be safer around her.


Backstory

she's is the brother of Mr. SkeletonPants, after being banished from home by their dad who suspiciously looks like sans, and after living in japan with their mom, skeleton decides to get into street racing to earn a little Kromer on the side.

milady has also ridden with him, duct-taped to the seat for extra safety (skeleton's words). this... doesn't work for long, as during a stunt race skeleton is flashed by of age school girls watching the race. this makes skeleton's ape brain go ding, and so he attempted to pull off a badass trick to impress the girls (and hopefully get laid). this fails greatly as skeleton crashes harshly into a street pole, and the duct tape that restrained milady into the seat gives out and milady launches out of the front window, slams through a brick wall, falls down a flight of stairs, and crashes into a dynamite factory which luckily didn't explode.

skeleton rushes to her and managed to salvage her head, franticly skeleton rushes to a hospital breaking into several rooms and "accidentally" killing a few doctors, he found one room with a pink-haired little girl and as he was about to implant milady's brain into he suddenly remembered, "what the fuck am I doing, I know black magic!"

after calling his dad, begging to be unbanished from the bone zone. ( he now owns him 5 grand.) skeleton made it back to the bone zone with her sister's head in hand. he made an altar and used her boner ( short for bone magic trust me) to cast a resurrection spell on her and bring her back to life, though it wasn't perfect. when she was brought back she now had the "Kenny McCormick" curse and now had a stand which is worse because of the curse mentioned early.

as revenge for making her life slightly more inconvenient, she pulled a prank on skeleton by supergluingg his favorite Halloween mask on his face, he managed to take it off recently, but he did it rather gruesomely so we preferred him to keep it on nowadays.

------ Trivia ------

Well, I never thought that it'd be so simple, but

I found a way, I found a way

And I always thought that it'd be too crazy, but

I found a way, I found a way

If you open up your mind

See what's inside

It's gonna take some time to realign


But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find

Over your shoulder you know that I told you

I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down

So just turn around

Now that I know that anything's possible

I found a way, I found a way

No one can break what's so unbreakable

I found a way, I found a way