Your dum dum for visiting this website :)
" mm chezzburgers spam ye that's y I look like im on steroidz "
-Andrew
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Andrew consist of the following formula:
Andrew makes cock puns
Andrew compares each character to others from random media
Andrew rarely reads Wikipedia
Andrew shits on one of the cast members he's jealous of
Andrew goes off on the female character he wants to bone
Andrew randomly whines about one of his personal issues
Andrew is the main main host of the podcast
He Needs Amir, without Amir he will be too happy
Makes fun of Mother 3 characters like the cunt he is.
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Andrew was a normal kid, but one day when he was 9, he was struck by lighting and a massive explosion happened and he was sent to the moon. Once he landed, he met an alien who was banished there. She was a nice person and took care of him 'till he was 12, Then some random shit happened and Andrew fell back down to Earth where he met his real parents who, in mere seconds, accidentally dropped him in a machine that magically poofs him into cupcakes. Andrew *cough* I mean, the cupcakes, were shipped in a box and luckily ended up with VHS, who oddly enough planted the cupcakes. Andrew grew out of the pot and opened his eyes to see some sort of man-whore standing in front of him; they later became friends. Years passed and Andrew was relaxing on his trip to Japan (He was also looking for that one black guy in a Japanese pizza commercial so he could get his autograph). He suddenly had an idea for a live streaming show but he knew 2 members won't do. He needed at least 4 to be considered an actual Live-stream series. So, when he was leaving, he stole a 12-year-old with the mind of an 18-year-old. Then at the airport back home, he took StarBlue with him at gunpoint while she was at a comic book shop looking at yaoi. He came back home to introduce the 2 girls to Amir (who was also forced to do this shitty stream). Now he's the main host of the Midnight Outcasts stream and these 3 was not his only victims. The 4th could come in the form of some faggot named Mr.Skeletonpants (the only one who joined willingly). He met Skeletonpants when he came back from his trip to Japan. Skeletonpants said, "Gimme back my sister fag." Andrew replied, "Wanna join my stream?" He said "Sure lol".
- Always declines being a kidnapper (I kidnap my self of e
- Uses Apple products like a normie (I switched to Andriod, but okay.)
- Always makes his wiki page worse due to the stupid shit he does
- Can't draw wamen (women) right
The Photo above is the man that arrested Andrew for the first time for his crimes - A True Hero.
The Picture above Is Andrew's Old Wiki Page And Also The First wiki page of the outcast night stream. The One that started it all.
It's basically a edited version of Pan-Pizza's wiki page
for the Pizza Party Podcast wiki
Character Info
Quote-
"Amir you dick XD"
"Amir... Neon!!! That's too much!!"
"What the hell's up with that ending!!"
"Y-You went a little too far my friend"
"How dare you"
"I want to tear up [insert waifu] in bed... You know.. Like, Getting hot and sweating"
*Random moan*
*Pain sounds*
*chokes on ego*
"OWO"
"No it's cause of the wee-wee."
Gender-
Guy Plant, I think
Height-
extremely short
Status-
Lost the will to live
First Appearance-
2014
Occupation-
Artist
Perverted artist
Gamer
Goth lover
Kidnapper
Cunt
Edgelord
Chronic Masturbater
Cuck
Streamer
Memer
and Titty screamer
Allies-
Himself
Diet Mtn Dew
Himself
The rest of his shit friends
His Super Noodle
Enemies-
Himself
His life
His nonexistent and highly abusive wife
The age of consent
His wifi connection
That FUCKING ROBOT IN CUPHEAD!!!!!!
Ram Ranch
Amir being a Nice guy
Weird AL
Fluffy Towels
Warm Root Beer
Dalton with a Knife
Dalton with a Tommy Gun
Working Out
Supporting Hitler
Age - (25 in plant years)
Waifus -
Satura (Runbow)
Samus
One of Amir's characters (Sucy)
Another 3 of Amir's characters (Sucy x3)
Nurse Joy
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Monika
Just Monika
The number goes higher everyday
E;R
Ability -
Masterbating
Making Bone puns
Spaghetti
shitpost
Editing images
Cutting Waffles (formerly)
Dry humping cardboard cuttouts of his waifus (formerly)
Creating waifus (sometimes)
Shitting on Cast members and Friends in pure jealousy
Lust for Nintendo
Embarrassing himself in front of guests
laughing on command
Pissing Amir off
Being a cunt
Transforming into Freddie Freaker
Taking you to flavor town
Weakness -
Goth Girls
Multi-grain Cheerios
Light
Doing something useful
Lasting more than 1 minute in bed (Information came from Charlie.)
Working Out and Stairs
Fate -
He's gonna grill one day
He's gonna kill a man one day
SeaMan
When they first met