A four piece group of young, energetic, drunken young men full of feverish sex appeal and egotistical savagery. They fight like brothers and debate like scholars. One thing is for certain within the concept of The Vernons - it is that any single member must be better than all other members in anything and everything measurable.  They compete constantly. They fight battles and hold grudges and slander one another to the point of no return. They embarrass, belittle, and tear each other apart. Their vanity is sickening to all who bare witness… In that they boast, and flex, and make mockeries of the loser while standing triumphantly on their pedestal. Bragging all the way. The band Is nothing but destructive negative turmoil. Pure defiance. The worst mixture of humans beings ever formulated together on planet earth. 

         (that is an understatement)

                   However, with  that being said, there’s one thing that brings them all together as one solid unit - through the holy almighty force of nature and all human cognitive expression - music. 

                 A listener simply hearing The Vernons without the aforementioned pre-context written above - would shaken to his or her’s core at the pure beauty from which they would hear. It is so pure and delightful that it reminds us of the familiar time and places when you felt wholesome complete, with an unmistakable desire for a sense of love, belonging, and togetherness.