• Call her "*her name* Darling"

• Add some paint during spicy time

• "Grab the Headboard tighter"

• When everyone says she can't be something, find a way to prove them wrong. You aren't above her you are her equal.

• "There you are. I've been looking for you."

• "You are my Salvation"

•  "I would have waited five hundred more years for you. A thousand years. And if this was all the time we were allowed to have... The wait was worth it. "

• Lick her tears away (yep you heard me)

• "I believe that everything happened, exactly the way it had to... so I could find you." 

• “I have no regrets in my life, but this. That we did not have time. That I did not have time with you. I will find you in the next world - the next life. And we will have that time. I promise.” 

Twisted Love 

• Call her Sunshine

• Be Grumpy for no reason 24/7

• Fly to see her at a big event 

• “Come here, Sunshine.” 

“That wasn’t a request.” 

“If you’re not in my lap in the next five seconds. I’ll bend you over the table, rip off your skirt, and fuck you so hard"

• Know literally everything about her

Twisted Games

• Call her Princess

• Role-play a secret love affair 

• Sex outside at night in the rain 

• Carry her so she doesn't dirty her shoes

• Tell her to crawl to you

• Get Jealous (the more pot plants you break the better)

• “Remember. In public, you’re my princess, but in private, you’re my whore.” 

• "You filled a part of my soul I always thought would be empty, and you healed scars I never knew existed. And I realized... it's not that I didn't believe in love before. It's that I was saving it all for you."

• "She wasn't mine to take, but I was taking her anyway. Her laughs, her fears, her joy and her pain. Every inch of her body and beat of her heart. All mine"

• "You asked me if I ever loved someone and I said no, ask me again"

• "I don’t need a happily ever after. I need to be by your side. I need you happy and healthy and safe."

Twisted Hate

• Banter with her a lot!

• Take/Teach her skiing

• Massage her when she gets her period (to stop the cramps)

• Know her coffee order and surprise her with it (bonus points at work and with a little treat)

• If she has red hair call her Red even if it pisses her off

• Be adventurous! Enjoy the adrenaline!

• I've made mistakes in the past, and I'll make many more in the future. But one mistake I'll never make is letting you go, not when there's even a sliver of chance left for us. Because the possibility of you is better than the reality of anyone else"

Twisted Lies

• Call her Butterfly

• Sex on the Beach (not the drink)

• Tolerate her stuffed animals

• Have a hidden folder with picture of her before you met her (proceed with caution on this one)

• "Careful... I’m not the gentleman you think I am."

• "Touch another man, he dies. Let another man touch you, he dies. Tell me I can't touch you... And I will fucking die.” 

• Leave her Roses around the house with the thorns cut off (so she doesn't cut herself)

• Learn how to braid her hair

• Call her "little mouse"

• "Crawl to me" (extra points if said in a chair holding a neat scotch)

• Learn to like her ice cream flavour, because all that matters is you like her

• "No matter how far I run, how hard I try to escape you. You're everywhere I go. You're everything I see. Loving you is like being trapped in a house of mirrors, little mouse. And I've never felt so at home while being so lost inside you."

• "That's the only name that will ever leave your lips from now on, especially when you're making that little pussy feel good. And when I'm making that pussy feel good, then you can call me God.” 

• “It has a way of making you feel small and insignificant when you're standing before a sight as beautiful as that” 

• "The only way I'll be sending you to heaven is with my cock” 

• “What you've forgotten is that the heart beating inside your chest isn't fucking yours, It's mine. And if my heart has stopped working, then pull the trigger, little mouse. Kill the rest of me. I'm nothing if I'm not the reason you breathe.”