Chapter 1, I Accidentally Vaporise My Pre-Algebra Teacher
Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood.
If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life.
Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.
If you're a normal kid, reading because you think it's fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened.
But if you recognize yourself in these pages-if you feel something stirring inside-stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, It's only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they'll come for you.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
I recommend the book Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. I recommend this book because it's really funny. It's a great read and I like it a lot. I'm not going to spoil any of it to you, even if you already read it. Anyway, I like this book a lot, and want you to read it. Please do. I love the way Roald Dahl describes the candy, and the funny made-up words. (Scrumdiddlyumptious=adj extremely delicious, good tasting, looks good taste good, etc. OR good looking.
I recommend the book Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn. I really like it because it's funny. I like the way Georgia Dunn describes everything from a cat's view. It's really funny how the cats see things in regular life. Also, the cats call things differently from the way we call them. Example: butterflies=flying flowers for cats. This is why I like the book Breaking Cat News.
I really recommend the book Just Add Magic because It is full of lots of cool things! this is what it is about, When three 12 year old girls (Hannah, Darbie and Kelly) find a dusty old cookbook in the attic, they decide to try a few of the mysterious recipes that are inside. But the ancient cookbook bears an eerie warning, and it doesn't take long for the girls to realize that their dishes are magical. like the keep me quiet cobber shuts up kelly's little brother and the love bug juice makes their crushes like them. could these recipes really be magical? find out by reading Cindy callaghans original book, Just add Magic! If you would also like to search up the author, her name is Cindy Callagnan. You can also watch the show that is based on the book called Just Add Magic on amazon prime for free! I hope you like this book as much as I do! there is also a second Just Add Magic book called Just Add magic, potion problems.
Recommended by Mia Jester, Silverwood Elementary, 5th Grade
I recommend the book series Mouse Guard because it's AWESOME. The artwork is super detailed, and the plot for each book is amazingly written. This book series is about Mice who live in various dwellings in the forest, beach, etc. There is chivalry, war, diplomacy, and other exciting things. It's set in a medieval era for those who want to know. This book series is written and illustrated (except the legend series) by David Petersen, and again, it's awesome. It's on Epic, just click the link!