Table of Contents
With 54 Irreverent Anecdotes chronicling human
life on earth--each punctuated with a cartoon.
Crime Really Doesn’t Pay
The Watering of the Decorative Tree (preview!)
Those Earthlings
The Naked Cop: A Bedtime Story
Thank You, Leonardo!
Advanced Mother-In-Lawing
Shakespeare, I Need Help
Being Dead Is So Damn Frustrating
Toilet Equity
Grandchildless
Horny Goat Weed
I Can’t Find My Temper
The ‘Led’ Pipe
The Latest and Greatest Religion
The New Orleans Saints?
To Hell with Vegetables!
Because I Bought A Gun
Economy Class Crunch
Boomerang
You’re Never Too Old To Learn
The Not-Check-MyLuggage Decision
Wheat-Thin AddictsV. Nabisco
Crime Really Doesn’t Pay
Cremation: Way to Go
The Crazy Husband Club
Making My PC, pc
Misreading, Misleading Travel Brochures
Cremation: Way to Go
The Crazy Husband Club
Making My PC, pc
Misreading, Misleading Travel Brochures
Outrageous Fortune
Reliably Wrong
The Downside of Power
Why, God?
How AT&T And Comcast Made My Doctor Rich
Car Convert
An Ultimatum to my Hip
COP: Controlling Over-Population
The Hail Mary
Adulting
How to Remove a Rattle in Your Car
The Making of 27 U.S. Citizens
America: The Awesome Land Of Laws
German Dogs Don’t Like Us
Getting Old Is Getting To Be A Full-Time Job
The Dawning Of The Light
The Winners Will Win
Outing Sid Jacobs
Be Careful What You Wish For
Matchless.Com
The New Robot Test
A Body Camera for Billy?
The French and Their Language
Me3
Everybody Wins
Why Do You Wear Clothes?
Be Careful What You Wish For Free Trials and Tribulations Metrifying