What Is This? But I Want It.

"Pen For Screen ✒️"

Draw, write, or scroll like a pro — or just use it to poke people from a distance. Compatible with everything, including your bad decisions.

"Gale Ka AC – Portable Thanda Swag 😎"

Because why suffer in the heat when you can walk around like a VIP cooler on neck? Perfect for Indian summers.

"Keyboard Ka Safai Karamchari 🧼⌨️"

Cleans your keyboard, AirPods, and regret-filled life choices. Finally remove that 2019 samosa crumb stuck under the spacebar.

"Single Aankh Ka Spyglass 🔭🕵️‍♂️"

Stare at mountains, neighbors, or your dreams from 8 km away. Warning: Not responsible for what you find.

"Phone Ka Facial Kit ✨📱"

Spray, wipe, repeat — give your screen the glow-up it deserves. Also clears out your guilt from scrolling reels for 6 hours.

"Spy Pen: CID Mode Activated 🕵️‍♂️✒️"

Looks like a pen, works like a secret agent. Record everything — from tiffin theft to office gossip — without saying a word.

"Timepass Pen for Overthinkers 🧲✒️"

Writes, spins, snaps, and distracts you from all your life problems. Also cures boredom faster than your crush ignores texts.

"Desi Batman’s Utility Knife 🛠️🦸‍♂️"

15 tools, 1 pocket — from bottle opener to screwdriver to “I fix everything” energy. Just don’t use it to open chips.

"Haath Toot Jaaye Par Grip Na Chhoote ✊💪"

Turn weak handshakes into power moves. Use it while watching reels, judging people, or preparing to crush life (and walnuts).

"Keychain Hai Ya Chhota Don? 🔑🔪"

Unlocks your car and street cred. Cute from the outside, but has a chhupa rustam blade for opening packages or defending pani puri territory.