Bhai Paiso ki bohot Dikkat hai 😭
Looks like a ₹50 lakh flex, costs less than a date at CCD. Spin the dial, feel rich, and pretend you have a Dubai business no one knows about.
Feels like AC, runs like chillar. Put water, plug in, and enjoy VIP thandak without selling your kidney.
Stylish, leak-proof, and judgment-free — whether you're sipping water, protein, or emotional damage.
Watch sand fall while overthinking life decisions. Looks aesthetic, feels deep, does nothing — just like your ex.
Lights up your room and silently judges your life choices. Perfect for cozy vibes, late-night scrolling, and avoiding reality.
For those who want muscle, not excuses. Just add water, lift heavy, and prepare to get compliments from Sharma Ji’s daughter.
Wear it like a gangster, look like a Bollywood villain. Also protects you from sun, dust, and unwanted relatives.
Turns your walk into a runway and your self-esteem to +100. Warning: May cause random aunties to ask if you're a YouTuber.