One of the two founders of McVexys! He once had a relationship with the original Vexy, and killing her inspired the creation of this fast food chain. He went through many hardships (Even dying) but that never stopped him from fulfilling his fast food passion!

The Second of the two founders! A longtime friend of Soggy's who helped assist in taking down Vexy's terrors and creating the restaurant! The first ever McVexys was also quite close to him.

The Social Media manager of McVexys, also the one writing all this! One of Soggy's lovers and even baby mamas whos an expert with the smurf web!

A good friend of Soggy's who helped make Shrek fan-films with him, now an assistant chef and manager whenever he's in the area! Yes, he is a food but knowing what Vexy did and what Hackus tried to do to him, he's perfectly fine cooking Vexy alive.

Yep, we got the CEO of Google helping us out! He's a busy smurf but he's always MORE than willing to lend a helping hand when he can! He also told me to write this "Cheesey's Mom, I still love you if you want to give papa a lovin!" whatever that means lol.

Camal is a spirited young soul on the team! We couldn't ask for a better janitor! He keeps our floors SQUEAKY clean so if any Vexys try to escape again they slip on the sliiiiiippppeerrryyy floor!

He may be a bit of a grump but he's a hard-working waitress! When he's not on duty you can probably find him sleeping on Soggy's Waterbed (He has one in the McVexys restaurant for the staff to use.)

During one of our latest adventures, he took down Vexy and helped create one of our best selling menu items yet, Steve's Vexy Chicken!