$2 Small HandleFries

$3 Medium HandleFries

$4 Large HandleFries

$1.50 Steve's 4-Piece Vexy Chicken Nuggets 

$2 Steve's 6-Piece Vexy Chicken Nuggets 

$6 Steve's 12-Piece Vexy Chicken Nuggets 

$12 Steve's 25-Piece Vexy Chicken Nuggets 

$100 Soggy Nuggets

$4 Smurf Bacon & Cow's Eggs

$4 Hackus Sausages

$6 Assorted Cheeses

$4 Vexy Burger

$4            Cheesey Vexy Burger

$5 Veggie Vexy Burger

$13 Vex and Chips

$5 Turkey Vexy Burger

$5 Sexy Burger

$6 Vex Mac

$5 Toby Taco

$9 Vexmonter (Plain Grilled Cheese)

$11 Vexinator (Bacon Grilled Cheese)

$5 Steve's Small Vexy Chicken 

$10 Steve's Vexy Chicken

$25 Steve's MEGA Vexy Chicken

$6 Pancakes

$8 Shrimp Pancakes

$6 Donkey's Waffles

$10 McHackus Special

$12 Kirkmas Special (Limited)

$5 Spookley the dumbass square pumpkin

$3 Smurfette Smoothie

$2 Hackus Ice Cream

$3 Poop Ice Cream

$8 Troll Cream

$10 Cheesecake

$12 Cake

$12 Camal's Carrot Cake

$69 LeBron's Cake

$3 Smurfberries

$4 Pregnant Yogurt

$8 Pregnant Frozen Yogurt

$5 Papa Smurfs Tasty Cookies

$1 Water Flavored Soda

$2 Soda Flavored Water

$1 Water Flavored Water

$26 Soda Flavored Soda

$2 FANTA

$2 Pee

$73 Hard Liquor

Free Vodka