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Big Bald Mike
A happy dude
His friends called him Baldy B
He went to Taco Bell everyday
“Don’t go near Baldy B, he’s stinky!”
“What can we get started for you?”
Baldy B stared at the drive through menu
“5 bean and cheese burritos,” Baldy ordered
Baldy B unwrapped his first burrito
The beans dripped down his hairless chin
He let out a big burp
Baldy B brushed his oily hands on the steering wheel
He pulled into his driveway he thought to himself
He thought too much
Baldy B mistook the break for the gas
Baldy B crashed into the garage door
Glass shattered
It was okay, for Baldy B would clean that up another day
That One Legend, Robert
Robert Chaditha
Is his name
In the morning he puts on his chain
No one knew
He was to blame
For eating all the orange bell peppers
He didn’t wash
Or strain
Chorus:
Oh yeah he didn’t wash those peppers
(No, no, no)
He didn’t even consider washing those peppers
(No, no, no)
He didn’t like them wet
(No, no, no)
Not even when flying on his private jet
(Nah, he didn’t)
Wet orange peppers is a no for Robert Chaditha
Not even in the snow, or rain
Not even after winning a game
(Oh no)
Not even after lighting it up with that flame
One day he was to blame
(Yeah he was)
He was almost slain
He got sick from not washing those orange bell peppers in the rain
But no, no, no
That wouldn’t stop him
From Rockin
That chain and those peppers
He would not obtain
He didn’t even complain
Chorus:
Oh yeah he didn’t wash those peppers
(No, no, no)
He didn’t even consider washing those peppers
(No, no, no)
He didn’t like them wet
(No, no, no)
Not even when flying on his private jet
(Nah, he didn’t)
Silly Guy Loves Franny
I'm a silly guy
On Fridays I usually cry
No, I'm not sly
I'm quite delusional
Likely because I was in Seussical
No, I don't take things seriously
I make goofy jokes and think about bigotry
You don't think I'm funny?
That's alright, it's only for me
I make myself crack up
I slap my knee
I hear a beep
It's my bestie Franny
She's a Queen
She laughs at my jokes
Until she chokes
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