Golden Pass 🔖

Wanna Show Me What You're Packin'?

Well I wanna see 😌 Alas, I usually require a good bit of coffee each time. However, now there's The Golden Pass!

Unsolicited photos are not a vibe. I like seein' a nice hog, but consent is key. But if you want regular permission to share, this is the item for you. Much as I want to, I simply cannot look for free 😘 (it lowers the snack st0nks) 📉

Try to keep it somewhat limited, don't wanna burn me out, but enjoy yourself 💕

How Much Is It?

$49.99

Next question 😌

Are There Limits?

The pass is good for a full year from the date acquired (365 days, 366 if it's a leap year!), and you can send an image or two any day ya want, within reason. I would prefer that they be sent somewhat sparingly, but just so I don't get too used to it 😇 It's designed more for you to simply have the luxury of showing me on a day when you feel extra good or something like that. 😙

I'm a human, so if I'm hanging with friends, working, or having a bad day, I may not respond instantly. Just be patient, I'll look if you have the pass 😌

This is not a replacement for the Dick Rating service, you may get a kind word or two, an emoji reaction, etc. but my full opinion is more valuable. I'm simply too good at explaining to do it for free 😘 Just keep that in mind. If you've had experienced my praise and you're a regular I'll be much more lenient on this by the way.