About Me

Who am I?

I am Miss Hottie! Hence the "Madame H." I'm just a lil artsy g0rl in my 30's who started a small Twitter page with her boyfriend to share some spicy bits and see how that made us feel 👀 As it turns out, it was hot (who'd've thought?!) We then started to add other pages, then tone down the posting a bit and decided, if anyone wants some more spicy photos and stuff of us, we ask for a few bucks for coffee n' snacks 💕

All proceeds go towards a lil treat - unless otherwise specified (sometimes we enjoy a nice steak). But it's very important to note that I do not need it. I have a full-time job and live well within my means, please do not send me anything if you are unable 🥺 I will never pressure or guilt you, that's not how I want to be. This is just a fun lil hobby to make a few extra snack dollars in exchange for sending some treats to the nice folks with whom I flirt.

That said, I am private in my real life, so I won't go specific into my age, name, location, etc. to maintain my anonymity. I appreciate all of you who respect that, which has been nearly everyone so far.

I'm just a nice girl who's here to be nice to you. I'm short and pale and flirty and don't have a mean bone in my body haha. I'm very open (thoughts and feelings, not my home address 😅) and LOVE flirting, but the hotter stuff isn't free 😘 100% of the things I do will remain online, I have a strict rule against meeting people or give out phone numbers or anything of the sort 💕

My Hobbies

I love animals, I like going outdoors and collecting pretty rocks and flowers. I'm super polite and won't ever call anyone out or yell, swear, etc. It's just not me haha. If you wanna flirt with me and keep it between you and I, the bf is aware and will stay out of it. I'm a HUGE gamer and nerd in general - and also I'm a trained photographer who frequently uses Photoshop for editing and games 😇

I play a lot of open-world games like Terraria, Minecraft, and the GTA series; some RTS style games like StarCraft and C&C: RA2; some shooters like Half-Life and Halo; some RPGs like Project Zomboid or Skyrim. And believe me, stuff like that will definitely shine in what I do if you pay attention 😅 I also do a bit of coding, but nothing spectacular. I just know a little JavaScript, and have dabbled in Python and Lua.

As mentioned I love taking photos! Yes, that does mean those ones 👀 Get me a lil coffee and you can see some 😇 But just in general, capturing something wonderful and committing it to a still image is such a vibe for me.

Ethics

I respect you, and want to be respected. I do not hate men, I won't speak ill of you online, I just want to know that you will show me the same courtesies.

I keep a spreadsheet of every dollar I'm sent and what it's for. I accept partial payments on things if you need to chip away at a larger item! If for any reason I refuse to show you something, I'll give it back because I'm also ✨ethical✨ haha. But I'm also not a storage unit for cash so if you send me a ton and want it all back, I'm sorry. That's not going to happen, as I've already reported it on my taxes 😂 Please don't send anything to me you don't want me to keep 💖

Your identity is fully protected, I do not share payment details, full names, etc. - no exceptions. If you send coffee money, it stays with me as a credit for future use. If you send me your nudity, only I will see it (even if it's unsolicited, but please don't). I ask that you do the same for me, but please ask before sending any images other than selfies, pets, memes, or food.

I love and accept anyone, but please note that utilizing any of my services is for adults only, I will not interact with anyone under the age of 18, no matter what. I don't mind any fetish that's reasonable and legal, but would prefer not to be sent anything without asking first. I can accept tips without sending anything back but I'll normally ask because I'd prefer to make you happy if you're doing the same for me 🙂

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As I said on my Acquisition Page, I'm not a.. "sex worker" per se. I don't "sell" and it's not "content." I'm a flirty friend, who accepts coffee donations, and whom you can maybe see undressed if I get said coffee 🤭 I like to keep this as an escape from the day to day and have fun here. I love coming up with little games and stuff to keep my presence fun, so please help me to keep it a fun place to be. I don't want stalked, I don't want creeped on or sexted without some coffee first. Don't be rude, I beg 😭

But I'm here now, and I'll always be here if I can handle it. I'm happy you've even read this far, let alone came here at all. I hope you enjoy it here, it's my mission to please 🫡😘