We are luna-moon-news, a crappy news website that trolls the GOP and loves Mamdani and friends. We are progressive, blue and condemn MAGA. We'll talk about a bunch of random nonsense because I'm bored and I want to document these VERY important issues, such as what The Onion is saying about the poor billionaires who got taxed in broad daylight in the streets of New York, or who won in a game of rock paper scissors to get the shotgun seat yesterday. It's all very important and needs to be documented. As Ferb states in the Phineas and Ferb movie, "The internet is forever." 

          luna-moon-news was founded in November of 2026 by a man referred to as "I6M." He made the site because he likes talking about random stuff. It will have a bunch of random stories that won't go together. From politics to random stories, we plan to have it all.