Genre: Reality / Comedy
Genre: Reality / Comedy
Episodes
1. Who Ate Jessica's Pussy??
When Jessica wakes up in the middle of the night to the sounds of licking and her orgasm's, she finds a dark figure eating her out.
2. Fight Or Flight To America??
The Lindholm family gets captured by Somalian pirates, Jessica is forced to negotiate in Arabic for their lives. Jessica gets into a sword fight with the pirates and she kills them and takes their keys to the helicopter, but it only has enough fuel to get them to America.
3. "You can't be here!"
Jessica Crashes the helicopter into a hotel in Miami, the FBI comes to take her and her family. Jessica tells the FBI about the situation and writes a check for the property damage.
4. Deported
Jessica and her family are getting deported for committing another crime in a country that she’s only allowed in if it’s on a temporary work visa.
5. Burn The Sex Tape
A sex tape of Jessica and a young 10 year old boy resurfaces on an eBay auction for $10,000,000. In an effort to not get cancelled again she buys the sex tape and performs a ritual to burn it.
6. Secrets Can't Be Kept Forever
When Charli finds a box in the castle attack she finds a bunch of past report cards from her dance studio, they are all marked as straight A’s. When she confronts Jessica the truth comes out and the whole time Jessica faked a bunch of bad report cards in attempt to make Charli feel bad about herself.
7. Period Blood Bath?
Jessica finds a buzzfeed video where feminists bathe in their period for skin benefits and she decides to do it too, but using her placenta from AJ’s birth like a giant bathtub tea bag.
8. Nessa's First BBC!
A child porn website called “Erotic Shrimps” reaches out to Jessica to hire (9 year old) Nessa for a porn shoot, Jessica forces Nessa to do it and Nessa gets absolutely PLOWED by a big black cock! It rips open Nessa’s vagina and she has to get emergency stitches.
9. Mother Knows Best
Jessica’s kids stage an intervention to confront her about her addiction to snorting a pound of cocaine and then having her echo-bot 3D simulate a machine gun inside her vagina while watching gay orgies performed by Mongolian children.
10. Charli when did your vagina grow teeth?
During a conversation the topic of the teeth in Charli’s vagina comes up, Jessica and Charli get in a heated conflict on whether or not vagina teeth is normal.
Cast
Jessica Lindholm
Charli Lindholm
Dixie Lindholm
Janessa Lindholm
Joshua Lindholm
Chase Lindholm
Trisha Paytas
Olivia Rodrigo
Chad Radwell
James Charles
Taylor "Gayle" Rutherford
Noah Beck
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