Episodes

1. Welcome To Willow Creek

Bob, Eliza and Iggy Pancakes leave their home in Shittsville, Oregon and drive down to Willow Creek in the south of Louisiana. They settle into their new home and the chaos immediately begins. While Bob and Eliza are fighting Iggy catches fire, Neither Bob nor Eliza even notice in the heat of the moment and Iggy has to run to the neighbors while on fire for help. The neighbors put him out and call the hospital. They treat his 3rd degree burns and Iggy is left traumatized.

2. First Impressions

The neighbors bring Iggy back to Eliza and Bob wondering how this happened. Eliza says that they didn’t even notice that he was on fire. The neighbor asks why they weren’t watching their toddler and Eliza has no answer for them. Eliza thanks the neighbor and shuts the door. The neighbor is worried for Iggy and calls CPS they said they will investigate. CPS shows up at the Pancakes house and somehow CPS lets them off with a warning.

3. Iggy's First Day Of Preschool

CPS says that the Pancakes should send Iggy to preschool so that someone can keep an eye on Iggy and make sure he isn’t being abused or neglected. The Pancakes agree since they have no choice and send him to Willow Creek Preschool. Iggys first day was… interesting to say the least. Apparently Iggy didn’t know that he isn’t allowed to hit and scream at the other kids. So he gets sent home early, Bob and Eliza didn’t really care though.

4. The Potluck

After making a vow to god that she would do an act of charity in exchange for not going to prison for breaking child labor laws, Nancy decides that her charitable act will be to invite Eliza to the neighborhood potluck. Eliza accepts her invite thinking that she herself is the one doing the favor. Eliza hates cooking, but it’s Bob’s passion, so she forces Bob to cook a casserole, casserole, which consists of 2 layers of casserole, 1 layer of casserole and another layer of casserole. Eliza brings it to the potluck but when Nancy explains to Eliza that she was reluctant to invite her, Eliza dumps the steaming hot casserole casserole on her head. 

5. Facebook Mom Cult

Bella and Nancy decide to let Eliza into their mommy friend group, but it soon turns out that they are a cult of mom’s posting pictures of their kids on Facebook. So Eliza decides to accept their offer and join their little cult, she makes a Facebook account by the name of “mommabeareliza38” she begins posting about everything Iggy does.

6. Noisy Neighbors

In the middle of the night Eliza wakes up to the sound of Last Friday Night in simlish. She grows angry and not just because Bob is sleeping through it. She slaps Bob awake with a pillow and makes him march over to the neighbors house, how could they be this noisy at 6pm! Eliza screams at the neighbors to turn down their music, but with Eliza being so rude they refused. Eliza called the cops but they said there was no issue, so she wrote a strongly worded email to the President.

7. Petty Act Of Revenge

Eliza goes out to grab the mail and finds a notice saying that Nancy Landgrab is suing her for disfiguration. Eliza can’t believe her eyes, there’s no way Nancy couldn’t have prevented what had happened to her at the potluck. Eliza knows that Nancy is rich, like billionaire rich. Eliza can’t go up against her in court, Nancy would have the best lawyers. 

8. The Tragedy Of The Pancakes

Everyone hates the Pancakes for their own reason, but one of the most common reasons is that they are just plain boring. Why do Bob and Eliza have no personality? Well in high school they decided to play with a spirit board and they summoned a ghost using the sims 4 paranormal stuff pack! The ghosts they summoned were not very nice, the ghosts were going to kill them, so they had to offer up their immortal souls in exchange for their lives. This story was never confirmed but it’s the only explanation for why the Pancakes are the way they are.

9. Slobby Bobby

Eliza being neat as she is, goes into Bobs room to get his laundry. She opens the door and can’t even see a spot on the floor that isn’t covered in trash, clothes, cans, ect. She’s so angry that Bob is living like a slob! She starts screaming at Bob while he plays video games. She says that if he doesn’t get his shit together that he will be moving out! 

10. PTA Mom's 

Eliza decides a good way to meet other moms would be to join the Parent Teacher Association. Eliza joins and comes to her first meeting were she meets a bunch of new moms, much to everyone's surprise Eliza didn't leave a bad impression for once, that was until she found out one of the moms voted for trump, she got mad and pulled out some hairspray and lighter and made a makeshift flamethrower that she waved around, everyone ran out of the school auditorium and she snuck out one of the exits. 

11. Mom’s Night Out

The whole mom’s friend group decides to have a night out, they decided this was a “fool me once” situation and they couldn’t invite Eliza. But crazy Eliza overhears them talking about a mom’s night out that she wasn’t invited to. Eliza’s blood is boiling and she wanted to get angry with them right away, but she decides to crash mom’s night instead. Eliza waits for mom’s night to happen, then she goes to The Blue Velvet, which is the club they're going to. 

12. Everyone Hates Eliza

Its Eliza’s court date for disfiguring Nancy, she is facing up to 20 years in prison and $30k in fines. Eliza spent bobs entire yearly salary of $70k on a criminal defense lawyer. Eliza knew that Nancy would win with her million dollar lawyers and such, but Eliza still wanted to get the least amount of time as possible. Eliza’s lawyer argues that Nancy knew about Eliza’s psychotic outbursts and that something like this would probably happen, and that Nancy knew she was going to piss of Eliza into a state of violence when she told her that inviting her was just an act of charity for her. Nancy’s lawyer argues that she couldn’t have known that Eliza was going to do something that crazy but they were stuck in a pretty tight situation. Much to everyones surprise Eliza plead not guilty, and the jury said she was. The judge knew that she was guilty of the crime too, but that Nancy knew exactly what she was doing. The Judge sentences Eliza of $30,000 in fees and 2 years of prison, not bad Eliza, not bad at all.

13. Everything's Coming Up Bob

Bob, now living without Eliza, is happier than ever. His crazy wackadoodle wife isn’t there to nag and poke at him any longer, it’s just him and Iggy. Bob is truly overjoyed, and he isn’t even worried that he is down $100k, he’s just happy she’s gone. It's not all sunshine and rainbows for everyone though, Eliza is serving out her sentence in prison, she is way too entitled to not try everything she can to get the hell out of there. So she devises a plan…