Kevin is Evil 2023
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CONGRATS JESS!
Current Standings:
Driver Picks - Cannot Pick:
4 Week Trend:
Total Weeks in First (Current Streak):
Kendust: 8
Sweeny: 2
Queener: 2
Jess: 12
Nic: 10 (3)
JB: 1
Total Weeks in Last (Current Steak):
JB: 1
Drew: 11
Schale: 4
Sweeny: 15
Queener: 4 (4)
Week Notes:
Week 1: JB Picks Jimmie, waits 2 days, holds his own pick of Jimmie twice, then picks Custer who is not even racing. Decides to take Commissioner's suggestion of Haley. Haley inevitable wins the race.
Week 3: Queener willingly takes Berry after Chase breaks leg.
Week 4: JB skips across the pond.
Week 5: JB goes from picking a driver already picked, to picking the race winner.
Week 6: Taylor is willingly taken. Jenson Button is taken and vetoed.
Week 7: Sweeny earns extra veto thanks to FAU
Week 8: 2 Nukes are launched, first by Kendust, retaliatory by Queener.
Week 9: 2 Nukes are launched, first by Drew . Retaliation by Sweeny. Nic earns extra veto after the Nuke in back to back week picks the winning driver for Nic.
Week 10: The big one of KIE 2023 happened. Discrepancies between online and app standings. App Standings is what is used as has been historically utilized by Commissioner.
All Star Race: Schale selects winning driver. After rule changes, he gets -25 and spreads 25 as follows: 6 to Nic, Jess, JB, and Kendust, with an additional one point to Sweeny.
Week 14: Schale goes oversees, respects Churchill only whilst in England to not nuke or veto. Nic gets hit with 7 vetoes.
Week 15: Schale respects Churchill again who helped liberate Italy, and since Churchill abhorred nukes and vetoes, Schale abstained.
Week 18: Notable Firsts to end the 1st Half with a historic race in the Chicago Rain. Drew picks SVG (Shane Van Gisbergen) and Queener picks Buttons, both first time KIE picks. Schale vetoed Gilliland, first time Gilliland has been veto that is known. 19 vetoes utilized. Nic eats the overwhemling amount of those.
Week 22: Kendust was surprised that no one picked Newman at Richmond.
Week 23: Queener's mental acuities are called into question. First, he is considering turning over his picks to Jack for a few weeks. The following day, he shreds his brand new credit card after his old one expired, leaving him with zero credit cards. Please respect his transparency and privacy at this time.
Week 24: In honor of Commish's baby weekend, Schale sends his nuke (non recurring) to Queener for 1 veto. JQ nukes for the betterment of the Commissioner's weekend and so that his child does not come into a world fueled by nuclear proliferation. Commish is very thankful and so is Danielle. In one of the most KIE things ever, Queener nukes, and randomly gets selected the winner, meaning he gets a driver win and his score doubled. Hilarity ensued on the text thread.
Interim Week 24-25: NASCAR announces that Ryan Preece had a child in the effort to distract from the attention that Commish was receiving upon the birth of his daughter.
Week 25: First time picks: Kobe and Brodie K.
Week 26: JB goes outside Top 25, then nukes... Shirtless... this may be strike 3 for the JB/Jess Alliance. First, JB sends Jess an approximate $10 hat in the offseason, then nukes at a time which costs Jess an outside the top 25... and also costs Jess 69 points.
Week 30: Harrison flips coin as Nic earns 2nd and Jess earns 3rd.
Week 33: Blaney DQd. JB rejoices. Blaney unDQd. JB asks for reconsideration.
Weeks 34 & 35: Commish picks illegal picks and notices it during 2nd round of picks. Chaos and ruin for the Commish in back to back weeks. Sad to see.
Week 36: Nic eats 14 vetoes (some due to actions of JB); request of Nic's potential stalling is noted within the notes.