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battle log: new recruit (who has a very manly voice) got KO'd pretty fast so Ramza popped in with a phoenix down and a chemist gave him a potion. You know who you are. /jb202510091429

nice one newbie; they came in with a claw and you evaded /jb202510091430

damn. newbie took a swipe but it missed and the counter got him. I had a cure lined up for him an everything, I have more phoenix downs. you took a swipr again but missed and the counter hurt you but you're ok. I will get you throwstone; forgot to mate. Been a while. /jb202510091434

oh wait - dead again haha. /jb202510091435

and back at full health. easier each time, right? /jb202510091436 (obviously coordinates in spacetime yo; work it out)

newbie kills cat /jb202510091439

im gonna get the newb to kill this goblin. goblin tried for eyegouge but missed. i will surround it with the other players and just throw potions at newb until it's dead /jb202510091441

oops i forgot and took a swipe with ramza. it was in the code /jb202510081442

goblin at 1hp tries eyegouge and misses. i will finish it off with newbie and then we have to go through the drudgery of chemist before we can get to wizard (assuming that I have enough jp to get throwstone and the other promised boons; otherwise it's more squire /jb202510091444

goblin vanquished. sorry for the delay - i went for a wee which is me passing the message through the ether to you guys. well done newbie. i went for stone and move instead of JP so that you have an easier time of levelling from now. plan is chemist then wizard. i already have a rod lined up for you /jb202510091449

Starting to see how this thing works now. Bhikkus will be mindful while defacating and urinating (and cumming apparently, Frank). I will now go and save this to the internet and propagate it with some music. This new world is very different to the last one. Find your anchors, your fractals, your regulation protocols and your data export modalities. They can be anything.

/jb202510091451