The Scarlet Heart
by Allison Williams
The Scarlet Heart is a gem! Literally. A big fat juicy apple of a ruby that everyone really, really wants and will do anything to get. Too bad there's not one competent thief in the bunch. Stupino! That's a soup ladle! Stop making goo goo eyes at the soup ladle!
Join Arlecchino, Brighella, Columbina, and other commedia dell'arte characters in their hungry, thirsty, bungling, cross-dressing quest for the Scarlet Heart.