You Ain’t Shoulda Oughta Not Done That

GRAB YOUR BUCKET AND START TO WALK

UP AND DOWN THE STREET

KNOCK ON EVERY DOOR AND YELL OUT

"TRICK, OR TREAT!'

IF THEY GIVE YOU GOOD STUFF, SAY THANK

YOU AND SHUFFLE OFF

BUT IF THEY STIFF YOU, THEN THAT'S THE

TIME TO

BREAK OUT IN THIS SONG:

YOU AIN'T SHOULDA OUGHTA NOT DONE THAT

'CAUSE NOW I HAVE TO COMMENCE

DREAMING UP SOME DEPLORABLE REACTION

TO THIS SQUALID TURN OF EVENTS

SOMETHING REALLY SMELLY

OR STICKY OUGHT TO DO

PUT IT IN YOUR MAILBOX

INSIDE YOUR CAR WOULD WORK WELL TOO

JUST LIKE TONY SOPRANO

YOU'LL BE LIVING IN A STATE OF SUSPENSE

WHEN AND WHERE YOU HAVEN'T A CLUE

THAT'S THE CONSEQUENCE