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This Candy Bar Has Shrunken
This Candy Bar Has Shrunken
From the size it used to be
From the size it used to be
What kind of corporate dumbbell
What kind of corporate dumbbell
Would inflict such cruelty?
Would inflict such cruelty?
We want a Baby Ruth, not a Bonds named Barry
We want a Baby Ruth, not a Bonds named Barry
Don't want no Kobe, can't you bring back Larry?
Don't want no Kobe, can't you bring back Larry?
We want a semester that ends on Memorial Day
We want a semester that ends on Memorial Day
Summer that goes until a football day
Summer that goes until a football day
This Candy bar has shrunken
This Candy bar has shrunken
That's how things are going today
That's how things are going today
We've lost our enthusiasm
We've lost our enthusiasm
We're throwing it away
We're throwing it away
This Candy Bar Has Shrunken
This Candy Bar Has Shrunken
It's barely visible
It's barely visible
Mostly a wrapper and not much else
Mostly a wrapper and not much else
Which leaves us miserable
Which leaves us miserable
We want a movie star, not some TV has-been
We want a movie star, not some TV has-been
A Hepburn named Audrey, or a Hepburn named Katherine
A Hepburn named Audrey, or a Hepburn named Katherine
We want songs on the radio that don't curse at me
We want songs on the radio that don't curse at me
Television shows that are always free
Television shows that are always free
This Candy Bar Has Shrunken
This Candy Bar Has Shrunken
That's how things are going today
That's how things are going today
We've lost our enthusiasm
We've lost our enthusiasm
We're throwing it away
We're throwing it away
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