[intro]Let’s do the Bigfoot BoogieLet’s do the Bigfoot Boogie
Thick woods, hidden deep, behind the treesBigfoot coming through, yeah, bring you to your kneesWeakness in the legs, can’t turn aroundParalyzed, you can hear your heart poundSeclusion, waiting for a moment to strollOnly show a little face when the cameras roleKeen watch, Sasquatch, study the photographsNo one can tell if it’s a legend or a factDon’t go hiking in the mountains all aloneYou might find a footprint that you have never knownListen to the tales of the passionate folksDeep down, they believe that this is not a hoaxDelusional, never get another glanceOf the mysterious monster we might haveYeti, gorilla, or a killer beastLotta hair, long arms, really tall, and BIG FEET!
[chorus]Bigfoot Boogie, like—BOOM—I hit the groundBigfoot Boogie, like—BAM—I’ll shake ya downBigfoot Boogie, can you walk like this?Bigfoot Boogie, can you talk like this?Bigfoot Boogie, can you stalk like this?Bigfoot Boogie—ain’t nothing gonna stop me now!
Pretended, cryptic, or a costumeUntil we get proof, all we do is assumeTV shows, media, all fueling the hypeOf the wild thing going crazy in the nightLooking out the window and into the fogBehind the log, not sure what you sawBut it’s obvious, something we must avoidTerrible, horrible, hungry humanoidGrab your lantern, grab your pitchforkDang diggity, ya know what that’s forHear the roar, and you hit the floorWatch your back, missing link to the coreFolklore in the foliage, like a mirageAnimal from hell, or just a façadePlay it safe, no way am I gonna be unpreparedGot my camera and bazooka, ha! No, I'm not scared!
[chorus]Bigfoot Boogie, like—BOOM—I hit the groundBigfoot Boogie, like—BAM—I’ll shake ya downBigfoot Boogie, can you walk like this?Bigfoot Boogie, can you talk like this?Bigfoot Boogie, can you stalk like this?Bigfoot Boogie, can you wiggle like this?Bigfoot Boogie, can you get down like this?
[outro]Let’s do the Bigfoot BoogieLet’s do the Bigfoot Boogie
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