[chorus]I’m heading to the hardware storeYo, I’ll be right backGot some dirt on your shoulder?I got a shop vac for that!I’m heading to the hardware storeYo, I’ll be right backGot some dirt on your shoulder?I got a shop vac for that!
Find me in my garage, looking like a collageAnything and everything a real man could wantGot tools on the wall, you know I’ll never stopUntil I own every piece of hardware that they gotYou can call me an addict, out here making a racketGot the neighbors next door cursing, “Dang it, I’ve had it!”But I know that it’s worth it when I hear y'all moanTruth is that I never need to pick up the phoneI’m up all night working, I’ll be framin’ and fixin’I can get it done now, so there’s no sense in waitin’Ready for demolition, watch out, I’m on a missionI’ll be knockin’ down walls between the bedroom and kitchen
[chorus]I’m heading to the hardware storeYo, I’ll be right backGot some dirt on your shoulder?I got a shop vac for that!I’m heading to the hardware storeYo, I’ll be right backGot some dirt on your shoulder?I got a shop vac for that!
Hiding out in my man cave, fresh sawdust and sharp bladesPVC pipe, wood and steel, I got all gradesTop of the line paints with colors in all shadesBest of the business, forever and alwaysFeeling down on your luck cuz you can’t find anotherHandyman to have around, but there’s no need to sufferWho’s gonna be there to help clean out your gutter?Yo, the handyman can, so let me give you my numberWhen the going gets tough, it’s gon’ be me who you’re callin’From loose nails and boards to leaky pipes, I’ll solve ‘emWith my handy tool belt, I’m decked out top to bottomEvery tool that you could have for any problem, I got ‘em
[chorus]I’m heading to the hardware storeYo, I’ll be right backGot some dirt on your shoulder?I got a shop vac for that!I’m heading to the hardware storeYo, I’ll be right backGot some dirt on your shoulder?I got a shop vac for that!
_____________________________________________________HandymanHotdish Hans