Disclaimer

Nothing on this website is legal advice, and it should not be treated as legal advice. Common sense dictates that you shouldn't get legal advice from the internet anyway; you should talk to a lawyer who is licensed in your jurisdiction and familiar with whatever issue you are dealing with. There shouldn't be any advice on this page in the first place. In fact, there definitely isn't. If you think you found advice here, you are mistaken.

Visiting this site does not create an attorney-client relationship. You are not my client; no attorney-client privilege has been formed; and I don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Please stop treating the internet like a substitute for legal counsel.

If you need legal advice, seriously, go call a lawyer. There are a bunch of them in the yellow pages. Are the yellow pages still a thing?