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OUR GOVERNMENT STRUCTURE
We have a unicameral (as in having one legislative chamber) system of government consisting of three branches. These branches consist of the Executive, UCT and CAB . So what are these quirky new branches?
The Executive Branch
"Ad Occasum Aut Ad Astra "
This branch consists of The Governor and her cabinet. The Governor appoints the head of all the other branches of government with the grace of the federal government. The Governor serves as the chief executive for the state and are responsible for normal gubernatorial duties such as pardons, appointments, presentation of budget, etc.
Unified Civilian Tribunal (UCT)
“Justice, Simplified”
Why waste precious time electing hundreds of squabbling representatives when three carefully curated individuals can do all the hard thinking for you? The UCT is your all-in-one legislative and legal council — handpicked for their wisdom, efficiency, and unquestionable loyalty to the Greater Good.
From approving provisional laws to resolving civic disputes with the grace of a velvet hammer, the Tribunal ensures your freedoms remain orderly, manageable and protected.
What does the UCT do?
⚖️ Interprets the law so you don’t have to
🕵️♀️ Reviews “citizen trends” for helpful insights and early corrections on legislation
📝 Proposes new legislation for the Governor to sign off on.
They’re not just judges — they’re guardians of harmony, holding the line between structured society and total chaos.
So rest easy, citizen. You’re in good hands.
And remember: There's a fine line between disagreement and noncompliance.
Civilian Affairs Board (CAB)
“Because every voice deserves to be logged.”
The CAB is your friendly neighborhood feedback group — designed to facilitate community involvement without all the mess of actual accountability! As a proud initiative of the Department of Public Safety, the CAB allows citizens to participate in government by submitting ideas and raising concerns.
Your public data goes into our secure Civic Input System™, where they are reviewed by trained Anti-Terror Evaluators and, when necessary, forwarded to the Unified Civilian Tribunal with a helpful tag like “Harmless,” “Mildly Agitated,” or “Watchlist Adjacent.”
What does the CAB do?
📦 Collects citizen reports, complaints, and compliments (we like those best!)
💬 Hosts monthly “town halls” where selected citizens may voice opinions to the government.
🎨 Encourages art, music, and storytelling that promotes unity and non-confrontational nostalgia
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