Characters

ANNOUNCER ...........................radio show host  

SAM SHOVEL ...........................cynical, world-weary female private eye in the gritty city 

BELLA BOSSYPANTS ............Sam’s very efficient, but often disappointed, secretary 

DAN DEVINE ...........................innocent, handsome man looking for his fiancée 

SERGEANT SULLIVAN .........inept and overbearing member of the police force 

SVEN SVENGALI ......................sultry and seductive man who has his sights set on Sam 

BUFFY HARDCASTLE ............enforcer for Big Al 

BIG AL ............................................mysterious kingpin responsible for designer murders 

HOTEL CLERK .........................tired of being treated as a peon 

CABBIE ...................................has a name, you know? 

IRATE CUSTOMER ...................just wants to finish their laundry

Radio Commercial Actors

 “Cornies” 

BILLY/BILLIE ...........................son or daughter bored with breakfast

MOM .........................................discerning mother 

SPOKESPERSON ..................has a solution for Mom’s picky eater 

“Brûlée Crème” 

JOE ........................................has a problem with his hair 

STAN ......................................perfectly coifed and never late 

JINGLE SINGERS ..............commercial harmonizers 

“Hydie Milk” 

DORIS ....................................proponent of Hydie Milk 

BETTY ....................................tired of seeing her milk spoil 

“Tooth Bright Toothpaste” 

HELEN ....................................has a lot to learn about dental hygiene 

MARY .....................................has lots of dental hygiene advice 

JOHNNY.................................has a lot of missing teeth

Foley Artist(s) will be taught how to create all sorts of sound effects needed for this radio production