Cast List

Genevieve S. - ANNOUNCER ...........................radio show host  

Chloe P. - SAM SHOVEL ...........................cynical, world-weary female private eye in the gritty city 

Nicole P. - BELLA BOSSYPANTS ............Sam’s very efficient, but often disappointed, secretary 

Michael R. - DAN DEVINE ...........................innocent, handsome man looking for his fiancée 

Sean C. - SERGEANT SULLIVAN .........inept and overbearing member of the police force 

Michael S. - SVEN SVENGALI ......................sultry and seductive man who has his sights set on Sam 

Maureen C. - BUFFY HARDCASTLE ............enforcer for Big Al 

Genevieve S. - BIG AL ............................................mysterious kingpin responsible for designer murders 

Colin C. - Nerdy McNerdy..........................Foley Artist

Bit Parts

Linda S. - HOTEL CLERK .........................tired of being treated as a peon 

Sean C. - CABBIE ...................................has a name, you know? 

Nicole P. - IRATE CUSTOMER ...................just wants to finish their laundry

Radio Commercial Actors

 “Cornies” 

Colin C. - BILLY/BILLIE ...........................son or daughter bored with breakfast

Mauree C. - MOM .........................................discerning mother 

Sean C. - SPOKESPERSON ..................has a solution for Mom’s picky eater 

“Brûlée Crème” 

Michael R. - JOE ........................................has a problem with his hair 

Michael S. - STAN ......................................perfectly coifed and never late 

Genevieve S., Maureen C., Chloe P., and Nicole P. - JINGLE SINGERS ..............commercial harmonizers 

“Hydie Milk” 

Genevieve S. - DORIS ....................................proponent of Hydie Milk 

Nicole P. - BETTY ....................................tired of seeing her milk spoil 

“Tooth Bright Toothpaste” 

Nicole P. -  HELEN ....................................has a lot to learn about dental hygiene 

Genevieve S. - MARY .....................................has lots of dental hygiene advice 

Colin C. - JOHNNY.................................has a lot of missing teeth