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The Plank started playing the triangle electric guitar at age 106. Born in San Francisco he has been described by many as the stickiest electric guitar player to ever live. The Plank's music influences include watches, picks, and wooden planks. In the December of 1960, The Plank wowed audiences with the first ever flaming horse juggling act on stage at the Linamar amphitheater in Zinal Switzerland. The Plank feels that everyone should live their life by three simple words, big, wood, and planks.

2x4 started playing rock drums at age -3. Born in Dallas Texas, he has been described by many as the chunkiest rock drums player to ever live. 2x4's music influences include Michael Jackson, Freddy Mercury, and Prince. In the fall of 1868, 2x4 wowed audiences with the first ever juggler juggling act on stage at the Chlorox amphitheater in Sandy Eggo, South Dakota. 2x4 feels that everyone should live their life by three simple words, eat, sleep, and work.

Chicken Nugget started playing bass at age 1 month. Born on Sesame Street he has been described by many as the greasiest bass player to ever live. Chicken Nugget's music influences include pencils, pork chops, and phat chickens. In the summer of 2000BC, Chicken Nugget wowed audiences with the first ever flaming house juggling act on stage at the Esso amphitheater in Mexico City, Mexico. Chicken Nugget feels that everyone should live their life by three simple words, greasy, chicken, and nugget.

Pineapple started playing electronic guitar at age 2001. Born in Guelph she has been described by many as the most annoying electronic guitar player to ever live. Pineapple's music influences include food, horses, and television. In the winter of 1697, Pineapple wowed audiences with the first ever Pluto juggling act on stage at the Lysol amphitheater in Washington, USA. Pineapple feels that everyone should live their life by three simple words, big, delicious, and pineapple.

Salty Potato started playing baritone triangle at age 0.65 months. Born in Bikini Bottom she has been described by many as the saltiest root vegitable to ever live. Salty Potato's music influences include potatoes, sodium, and Bud the Spud from the bright red mud. During duck season of 1995, Salty Potato wowed audiences with the first ever salty doughnut juggling act on stage at the McDonald's amphitheater in Potato City, Portugal. Salty Potato feels that everyone should live their life by three simple words, eat, salty, and potatoes.

ChaIr started playing piano is fine I guess at age 37. Born in Vatican City he has been described by many as the blandest erhu player to ever live. ChaIr's music influences include giraffes, tables, and fire alarms. In the Summer of 1862, ChaIr wowed audiences with the first ever mimed juggling act on stage at the Beckers amphitheater in Nuuk Greenland. ChaIr feels that everyone should live their life by three simple words, milaria, velvet, and congenital.