"If you do one thing before you die make sure you see Fantabulous 5ive + 1live!" - Prog Rocker Weekly
"I don't really like donkeys or snakes, but this combination just works!"
- Phill Collins
"The electric guitar player in this band is out of this world!"
- Busy Person Magazine
"A gassy performance"
- Saxophone Digest Monthly
"The Plank is a force of nature on stage!"
- Rolling Stone
"Pineapple is one of the most annoying performers I have ever seen"
- Bruce Dickenson
"Before Chicken Nugget there was no reason to play bass"
- Whoopi Goldberg
"If everyone in the world could see 2 x 4 perform, there would be no war"
- Bono
"If my cousin could hear Salty Potato perform live, they would say Potato!"
- Ynwie Malmsteen
"ChaIr has never sent me a hand in the mail"
- Kris Kristofferson