"3am Baby on the Corner"
Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle
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1'50"~5'05"
At 3 o'clock in the morning, in front of a project, in a fucking limousine.
This was not good.
I was like, "Man, I gotta look around, see if I can see some landmarks and figure out where I'm at. I have to escape on foot."
Now this is when I knew I was in a bad neighborhood. You only see this in the worst neighborhoods.
Remember, it's 3 o'clock in the morning. I look out the window...
There was a fucking baby standing on a corner. For real.
And the baby... the baby didn't even look scared. It was just standing there.
I mean, it made me sad. You know what I mean? Cause I wanted to help the baby.
"Mmm, I don't trust you either. I'm sorry." "Click. Click."
"The old baby on the corner trick, yeah? I'm not gonna fall for that shit."
So, where's this limousine driver? You know, I start feeling bad.
As time goes by, I start feeling worse.
"Man, what's wrong with me? What the hell is wrong? I'm scared of a baby."
Well, this baby could be in trouble. He might need my help. I gotta do something.
But I wasn't gonna get out of the car.
I'm serious, man. I just cracked the window a little bit.
It was an old limousine. I can roll it down.
"Hey baby! Baby, go home, man. It's 3 o'clock in the morning. What the fuck are you doing up?"
The baby said, "I'm selling weed, nigga!"
I said, "Oh, shit." I wasn't expected that.
I'm serious. I had to buy two bags from him in the corner.
Got back in the car and rolled me a joint. That shit was scary, man.
Every once in a while, I got a crackhead would come up to the car, and look in the window. It was like Jurassic Park and shit.
"All right. Get outta here, cracky."
The baby was still standing there, man.
Then I started feeling bad again. You know weed makes you feel guilty sometimes.
"Man, what is wrong with me, man?" I have just bought weed from an infant. I can't condone this kind of behavior.
What am I thinking? I can't let the fear ruin my morals. Gotta do something.
"Hey baby, stop selling weed alright. You got your whole life ahead of you."
He said, "Fuck you, nigga! I got kids to feed."
I said, "God damn."
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