LYRICS:

I’m A Little Nutmeg

Eggnog Theorem 1: Be Hard On The Outside

I’m a little nutmeg. Flavors entice.Hard on the outside… I’m A nut or a spice?
I’m in drinks in the summer. Pies in the fall Custard in springtime But most of all…
I’m a little nutmeg. I love eggnog all year. But when it turns winter, My favorite time ya hear
I’m sprinkled on eggnog I shake n hit the foam clap powder in the air Ooh! I see a gnome
Nutmeg is shredded Nutmeg is sprinkled Nutmeg is good for you Kitties like it too
Fragrant euphoria Take all my pain Find the golden nutmeg And change the game

I’m a little nutmeg I start on a tree I dry in the sun. You hold me and love me.
I’m a little nutmeg Potent and daring I’m a little nutmeg start dash dash dash Dashing Shake shake shake shake Shake like a tree Roll roll roll roll Rolly pollies
Dash dash dash dash Zoom zoom zoom zoomWhen you drink nutmeg - you fly to the moon.
Nutmeg is shredded Nutmeg is sprinkled Nutmeg is good for you Kitties like it too
Fragrant euphoria Take all my pain Find the golden nutmeg And change the game
I’m a little nutmeg. I’m a little nutty I’m a little woody And a little spicy
I’m a little nutmeg. I’m a little nutty I’m a little woody And a little spicy
Nutmeg is shredded Nutmeg is sprinkled Nutmeg is good for you Kitties like it too
Fragrant euphoria Take all my pain Find the golden nutmeg …
Nutmeg is shredded Nutmeg is sprinkled Nutmeg is good for you Kitties like it too
Fragrant euphoria Take all my pain Find the golden nutmegMust save Emo Jesus Nutmeg on the cheeses Curing all diseases Celebrate the seasons And change the game
When you’re with nutmeg Who gives a care!
Yes it’s an eggnog day.
Eggnog Theorem 1: Be Hard On The Outside

Kitty Kat Nog

Eggnog Theorem 2: Be Patient

Kitties have bells And Jingle about kitties lap eggnog There is no doubt.
Kitties love eggnog Kitties love miceWith mice and eggnogBe naughty and nice.
Kitties have bells And Jingle about kitties love eggnog Me-ow they shout
Meow meow MEOW
meow meow meow meow Christmas kitty kat nog Meow Meow Meow meow Light the fire with a log. meow meow meow meow Christmas kitty kat kat nog Meow Meow Meow meow Paw at the dog

Christmas cat ribbonsRed and greenKitty so fahncee Nap and day dream

Kitties won’t scratch If you give them a lick But Too much eggnog Kitties be sick.
Watch creepy kitty Lap eggnog so quick Scurry scurry scurry scurry scurry scurry Lick lick lick lick
Meow meow MEOW
meow meow meow meow Christmas kitty kat nog Meow Meow Meow meow Light the fire with a log. meow meow meow meow Christmas kitty kat nog Meow Meow Meow meow Paw at the dog

Kitty creeps up And wiggles her noseStretches her claws Kitties always know
Kitty lights upWith eh heg nog joy Your glass moose cup Her new favorite toy
Laps up your drink curiosity falls off the couch Then runs up a tree

Little Meow medium meow big meow
meow meow meow meow Christmas kitty kat nog Meow Meow Meow meow Light the fire with a log. meow meow meow meow Christmas kitty kat kat nog Meow Meow Meow meow Paw at the dog
Watch your eggnog from a creepy cat.
Meow it’s Christmas cat And she’s drinking too.
Watch your eggnog from a creepy cat.
Meow it’s Christmas cat And she’s drinking too.

Eggnog Theorem 2: Be Patient ... Meow!

Time Travel Eggnog

Eggnog Theorem 3: Believe in the Power of Eggnog

Eggnog makes you time travelLinks you to the past Eggnog makes you time travel Come back with me...come back
Eggnog transforms space and time Thoughts and prayers attached Eggnog makes you time travel Start up another batch
I don’t need a spaceshipOr a time machine All I need is a drop of eggnog To make believe.
I don’t want a bad egg Or a grinch under my tree All I need is a drop of eggnog The Ancient recipe All I need is a drop of eggnog The Ancient recipe
Eggnog links you to the past Recipes forgot Travel throughout your mind The eggnog astronaut.
Eggnog transforms space and time Thoughts and prayers attached (Dolly Parton) Eggnog makes you time travel Start up another batch
I don’t need a spaceshipOr a time machine All I need is a drop of eggnog To make believe.
I don’t want a bad egg Or a grinch under my tree All I need is a drop of eggnog The Ancient recipe All I need is a drop of eggnog The Ancient recipe
And All I want for Christmas is Eggnog. Delectable, delicious and divine. And If you trust the power of eggnog You’ll see Kitty cats and rainbows, it’s sublime It’s sublime ...It's SUBLIME... SUBLIME!
Eggnog makes you time travelLinks you to the past Eggnog makes you time travel Come back with me...come back
Eggnog transforms space and time Thoughts and prayers attached (Dolly Parton) Eggnog makes you time travel Start up another batch
I don’t need a spaceshipOr a time machine All I need is a drop of eggnog To make believe.
I don’t want a bad egg Or a grinch under my tree All I need is a drop of eggnog The Ancient recipe All I need is a drop of eggnog The Ancient recipe
All I need is a drop of eggnog The Ancient recipe
Eggnog Theorem 3: Believe in the Power of Eggnog