Is magic real?
No, but it's really good.
Is this FAQ informative, or just an excuse to do jokes?
I feel there's a needless animosity in the tone of the question.
Can you make my wife disappear?
No. Kidnapping is an offence under the common law of England and Wales.
Do you do children's parties?
No. Murder is an offence under the common law of England and Wales.
What does Jocular Prestidigitator mean?
It means I have great branding.
Was Jesus magic?
His propensity for raising people from the dead and insisting on wine instead of water when attending functions are classic signs of an alcoholic magician pedalling hangover cures.