Errorism

Basic Info

Name: Errorism

Deity of Worship: Error, from Cyber Space

Practice: Worship, prayer, witchcraft

Common Rituals: Offerings of bread or foods of sorts while sitting in the middle of a circle of candles to pray; lighting several candles and holding crystals while praying; tracing the religion symbols onto paper or the palms of hands with sharpies or washable ink

Symbol: An upside-down pentagram or a circle with a square and triangle inside of it

Rules

• No sacrifices of death shall be made. You shall not harm another living being, including oneself, in the name of Error. This includes during rituals.

• Shadowbound (worshippers of Error) must bow before statues or artwork of Error. Full-day worship days are Saturdays. Followers must chant “Xey guard all of us. Error is our divine being.”

• This is not a cult. Do not treat it as such.

• All are welcome, regardless of their path in life. Unless, of course, they are one who has harmed a child or animal. See next rule.

• One shall not harm children or animals. Do not have sex with them or seek relations with them. They are unable to consent. If they cannot say yes or no audibly or you pressure them into an answer you want, you are not a true Shadowbound. It has nothing to do with body language.

• This was created to not only poke fun at Spawnism and Meowism, but also allow for others to partake in a lighthearted religion with care and compassion plus good motives.

• Do whatever as long as it doesn’t harm others or yourself.

• Give things to others in need. You do not know what they may be going through.

• We have nothing against queer people or people of color. Whatever walk of life you are on, we welcome you with open arms.

• Have common sense. Don’t be a piece of poo.