Mike Davis......Jon Meyers

Simon Starkweather/Simon III......Neal Zoglmann

Fiona Starkweather......Chrissy Solter

Jordan Starkweather......Caden Runnalls

Paula Thompson......Tracee Friess

Minerva Walker......Cassie Hall

Mrs. Trent......Patty Howard

Bensonhurst......Chloe Henderson

Rufus Jones......Jay Billups

Nancy Pollard......Amy Fisher

Miss Withers......Caylee Harrington

Lois van Zandt......Brynn Andra

Kathy Collins......Makenzie Curry